"In other news, Jesus has quit."

[Craig3410]

Seriously, it's appalling the kind of shit these fundies say in the name of god.

If there is a god, PLEASE smite these people.

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. The sooner the better.

On the smite thingy.

[YOY]

2. I'm curious just what a smiting would look like

God needs to get back into demonstrative action and show us.

:rofl:

[Justitia]

5. maybe like this?

[lisby]

7. No no no...

That's *Thor* smiting and he don't smite like Jehovah smites. It's a hammer vs. flaming sword thing.

How many smites did Jehovah smote if Jehovah smote smote smote....? Or something.


Lisby

[Justitia]

9. ahhh, I see, a flaming sword!

[YOY]

14. Even though that's Thor it seems to be "pre-smite" and not "post smite"

By looking at that one would have to assume that being smote (?) has the same effect as being smacked upside the head with a flaming melee weapon.

So where's the divinity in that?

[LaurenG]

3. They will roast one way or another

It has been a real thorn in my side now for about a year. Since I started noticing that any lie will do for them any mean spirited nasty demonic thing. F them all, lying, moronic sacks of sh**.

[i miss america]

4. Really! Where is that divine bolt of lightning when you really need it?

[SoCalDem]

8. BZzzzzzzzzzzt

[i miss america]

10. Excellent! If only God did his handiwork as promptly as you

I'd have no complaints.

[Jensen]

13. Incredible Sweet Justice!

:toast:

[ignatius 2]

6. Yep,Jesus has left the building.

nt

[Richard Steele]

11. Jesus to bloodthirsty Fundies: "Screw you guys- I'm going home!"

[KyndCulture]

12. Hey Pat Robertson...