What Is Pat Robertson Up To Tonight

[rsmith6621]

Poll question: What Is Pat Robertson Up To Tonight

Well the Fake pastor Robertson certianly opened his big trap yesterday....this has got me wondering what he is up to tonight..

[henslee]

1. smoking some bowls, eating some corn chips....

wondering why he blabs so much with the mike on when he's ripped.

[BamaLefty]

2. Down With Homer Simpson

Then he boinks Maggie! :puke:

[PDittie]

3. Watching a gay porno and

hating himself for it.

[SofaKingLiberal]

4. Snorting coke and contracting STDs from $2 whores. eom

[izzybeans]

5. It has to be something hugely hypocritical like wife battering, anal beads

prostitution, or <gasp> playing some Texas hold em with Dr. Dobson and Morgana. Then again he's probably just sucking off Satan like he does every Tuesday night. On Wednesday's its all of the above, a "holy menage".

edited to add: I'm guessing Caligula's playing on a big screen in the background w/ Prince's Darling Nicki playing over top.

[GainesT1958]

6. Praying...

That the next thunderstorm doesn't bring a very sudden, direct, hot message to him from the One Upstairs! :D

B-)

[the_spectator]

7. Sitting comfortably and luxuriously in the comfort of his

own home in the good ol' U.S.A! Damn chickeninja- all ready with the big talk about assassinating Venezuelan Presidents and the like, but I don't see him volunteering to land on the roof of the Presidential Palace at night, rapel down to Chavez's window, break in, and actually put his money where his mouth is! :shrug:

("chickeninja"? or "chickenssassin" maybe? We need a new word for this people!)

[Booster]

8. Giggling over all the newcomers to his ministry because of what

he said. It's all about money for Pat.

[AlienGirl]

9. Shedding his skin? Eating live rodents?

(No offense to actual snakes intended.)

Tucker

[AnnieBW]

10. He's up to

his neck in dren, and it keeps rising... :D

Maybe this isn't such a bad thing. Now EVERYBODY in America knows what a nutjob he is. Hey, Pat... Go out to the monument of the 10 Commandments that you fought to put on the courthouse steps and read #6.

"THOU SHALT NOT KILL"

At least, I think it was #6. I'm a little rusty on my commandments.