Just responded to yet one more of the endless nutjob e-mails

[Touchdown]

I'm not going to post the original racist quiz about "muslim men between the ages of 18 and 30", most people know what I'm talking about. I'm kind of proud of it, in my own smug way ;) , and need to give thanks for DUer's who's questions I cut and pasted, although I made up Kazinski and BTK myself.

Start...
What does a muslim look like?










1, Filipino muslim woman
2, Brazilian politician
3, Caucasian American woman
3, Eammon Walker, an American actor
4, Gael Garcia, a mexican actor

By the way, Bobby Kennedy's murderer, Sirhan Sirhan was a Roman Catholic! Seems Forrest Gump really was right. At least proofread your right wing bullshit before you unquestioningly carpet the floor with it.

Now, here's a quiz for you guys...
In 1996 the Olympic games in Atlanta were bombed by:

a) Mary Lou Retton
b) Howard Cosell
c) Richard Jewell (you only get to pick this one if you work for the FBI)
d) Eric Rudolph, a white "christian".

In 1995, the Murrah Building in Oklahoma city was destroyed by a truck bomb, killing 168 (including 19 children). The bomber was:

a) Wile E. Coyote
b) Vanilla Ice
c) Weird All Yankovic
d) Timothy McVeigh, a white "christian".

James Bird was dragged to his death behind a pick up truck by:

a)Martin Luther King Jr
b)Elmer Fudd
c)Osama bin Laden
d)two white christian males

Ted Kazinski, the Unibomber was:

a) A Unicyclist in Ringling Bros. Circus
b) Fond of "pollack" jokes
c) Prone to extreme farting sessions
d) A white christian male

The BTK (Bind, Torture, Kill) killer just sentenced was:
a) A good samaritan
b) A Pisces
c) A champion Playstation competitor
d) A white Christian male

Since the American Civil War, thousands of blacks have been lynched by:

a) The Rotarians
b) The Knghts of Columbus
c) The Cub Scouts
d) The Ku Klux Klan, a white "christian" organization.

Starting in the late 1930's, the Second World War would eventually kill over 57 million people, including 6 million Jews in extermination camps. This war was chiefly instigated by:

a) Saddam Hussein, at the age of two
b) The Marx Brothers
c) Bob Hope
d) Adolph Hitler, a white "christian". and leader of the Third Reich, a white "christian" organization

In 1994, over 800,000 Rwandan Tutsis were exterminated with the help of:

a) Raid
b) Tarzan
c) Britney Spears
d) The Roman Catholic Church and other white "christian" organizations.

Torture was the principle method of persuasion for almost a thousand years in which organization?

a) The Book of the Month Club
b) The William Shatner Fan Club Choral Society
c) The Blackboard and Fingernail Society
d) The Catholic Church, a white "christian" organization

Which Texas governor presided over 152 executions?

a) Jesse Ventura
b) Foghorn Leghorn
c) Davy Crockett
d) George W. Bush, a white "christian"

When white "christian" nations colonized the Americas, they caused the death of how many native Americans?

a) Six
b) That indian guy in the Village People
c) That guy on the "Keep America Beautiful" commercial who cries
d) About 20 million

The Thirty Years War, a squabble between Catholics and Lutherans in Europe, killed:

a) Garrison Keilor
b) Real estate prices on the Riviera
c) The radio star
d) 3-8 million people

Around 50,000 "witches" were executed over 300 years by:

a) Lord Voldmort
b) Elizabeth Montgomery
c) warlocks
d) Various white "christian" churches

Are you seeing a pattern . . . dare I say, a profile, developing here?

[really annoyed]

1. Neat

I know what e-mail you are taking about. I definitely have to send this post to anybody who gives me that stupid chain letter again!

Plus, I do find the quiz striking to my own life.

A Jehovah's Witness came to my sister's porch a while back. My sister's two children have a Muslim father and they go to Mosque. The JW thought they were "Spanish" children. :D

Just goes to show ya.....

[assclown_bush]

2. Great Post. Recommended.

Thanx for posting this. I loved the photos and the history.

[VPStoltz]

3. I guess it's one of those situations where

it is happening so often that they have lost sight of it. It's like looking for your glasses.

[titoresque]

4. Awesome!

Job well done...you give those bastards hell!!!!!
Would you mind if I forward this along?

[trogdor]

7. Totally awesome.

[Touchdown]

8. Go for it! That's why I posted it.

It's really a collaborative effort. 3-4 other DUers came up with most of those questions in previous threads about this racial profiling e-mail making the rounds. I just put them all together, and found some pics.

[Greyhound]

5. Ditto, from Greyhound. n/t

[dutchdoctor]

6. Convincing post.

White Christians take the blame for a lot of sorrows in this world. You might add the Christians who killed abortion doctors and the latest addition Pat Robertson.
One error in your "quiz": IIRC, Timothy mcVeigh was a self-declared atheist. his last words were from the poem Invictus, ending with "I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul". I always took that as a sign he was an Atheist.

[WoodrowFan]

11. McVeigh

McVeign was an agnostic.

http://www.cnn.com/COMMUNITY/transcripts/2001/04/04/michelherbeck/

[dutchdoctor]

14. Aha, Agnostic! Close enough, thanks n/t

[meganmonkey]

9. I'm sorry, what did you say?

Mmmm... Gael Garcia... *drools*

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[Touchdown]

10. Yeah, but he "LOOKS" muslim.

:eyes:

[meganmonkey]

12. Okay, I'm done drooling

I couldn't help myself :P

I recovered enough to read your post, and I think it is excellent. I especially like how you slipped Garrison Keillor into the question - ever since they said 'breasts' on Prairie Home Companion, the RWers know who he is. :)

[stevedeshazer]

13. Your point is well taken.

However, Dennis Rader was born March 9, 1945 making him a Pisces! :)

[Sweet Freedom]

15. You may want to add your reply

to this thread in the propoganda debunker:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=284x105

[Dawgs]

16. Unrelated, but...

'Motorcycle Diaries' is a must see movie.

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Well done!

[anarch]

18. that is awesome...and I'm stealing it.

:)

[Booster]

19. Great post. I'm keeping this one to answer the next stupid email

I get from my "Christian" friends. Thanks.

[Gelliebeans]

20. great post n/t

I am bookmarking this one for sure :thumbsup:

[William Seger]

21. Send them this link from Southern Poverty Law Center

Link found on Buzzflash:

Terror From the Right

Almost 60 terrorist plots uncovered in the U.S.
By Andrew Blejwas, Anthony Griggs and Mark Potok

Ten years after the Oklahoma City bombing left 168 people dead, the guardians of American national security seem to have decided that the domestic radical right does not pose a substantial threat to U.S. citizens.

A draft internal document from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security that was obtained this spring by The Congressional Quarterly lists the only serious domestic terrorist threats as radical animal rights and environmental groups like the Animal Liberation Front and the Earth Liberation Front. But for all the property damage they have wreaked, eco-radicals have killed no one — something that most definitely cannot be said of the white supremacists and others who people the American radical right.

In the 10 years since the April 19, 1995, bombing in Oklahoma City, in fact, the radical right has produced some 60 terrorist plots. These have included plans to bomb or burn government buildings, banks, refineries, utilities, clinics, synagogues, mosques, memorials and bridges; to assassinate police officers, judges, politicians, civil rights figures and others; to rob banks, armored cars and other criminals; and to amass illegal machine guns, missiles, explosives, and biological and chemical weapons. What follows is a list of key right-wing plots of the last 10 years.

http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=549

[Pool Hall Ace]

22. Wow, this is great. Thanks so much!

I haven't seen the original e-mail yet, but I'm sure I will any day now. I've bookmarked this one.

Oh, and Gael Garcia? Scrummy!

[Moderator]

23. Locked.

This is obviously meant in the same vein as the earlier thread mentioned in the original post. That was locked as inappropriate. This one is as well.

Thanks for your consideration.