BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS

[this_side_up]

BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS


Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
he has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
he has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON



(thank you to my brother for forwarding to me)

[MsConduct]

1. L-O-V-E IT! Thanks. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

2. Bravo!!! n/t

[neweurope]

3. APPLAUSE! That's really great :)

:yourock:

-------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[shraby]

4. It's great!!

:applause: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :applause:

[this_side_up]

5. lol You are all most welcome. I needed

the laugh.

Anyone who is going to be up or gets up early...
would someone please keep it bumped?

Or copy it and start another thread in the morning?

I've already sent it off to a bunch of people. I am
curious how long it will take for someone I have not
sent it to, to send it to me.


Thanks! for being you and being here and Skinner et al.
I would have gone nuts without all of you.

[jayctravis]

6. brilliant (n/t)

And singable with difficulty!

(the chorus curses the lyricist for "billionaire's lone heir" and "prostrate state") :)

[annabanana]

9. ha!

exactly the same place I bobbled the lyrics!

(images of thousands singing to their screens)

[AngelAsuka]

7. I think I need to join that account...

...where DU'ers replace keyboards after explosions of soda from sudden, hilarious humor!

Priceless. :toast:

~~AA~~

[unhappycamper]

8. Nice work!

:kick: and nominate.

[mopaul]

10. beautiful!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

11. LMAO!

That would be #1 in a week now!

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Kick

....

[Past_World_Doubt]

13. Wow that song was amazing.

Who sang the original version of this song "Glory Glory Halleluja" anyone know what I'm talking about?

[steve2470]

14. kick nt

[Surya Gayatri]

15. Kicked...ROTFLMAO!!!

Just love this kind of parody! Bravo to whoever did it--it scans really well. Will forward to family Repubs. :applause:

[Citizen Jane]

16. Awesome

I'm stilll SMIRKING!

[atommom]

17. Exxxxxxcellent. I'm saving it, just in case I get another RW email

and need a good comeback...

[Tim4319]

18. That is hilarious! But true.

[tsuki]

19. Wonderful.

[meganmonkey]

20. That rocks!

I may try to sing that over the intercom system at work if there is a moment with just the right employees in the bldg and no clients :)

[PurgedVoter]

21. Oh Yes! nt

[distantearlywarning]

22. I just sang a few verses to my husband.

He snorted milk out his nose. :evilgrin: Good job to whomever wrote this and thanks for posting it!

[BlueJac]

23. ROTFLMAO

:yourock:

[Gregorian]

24. Five out of five pretzels!

Brilliant.


edit- I had to edit THIS?! Help me.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. Outstanding!

"The Doofus marches on" :rofl:

[novak goes postal]

26. Loved it - thanks

[dxstone]

27. BWAAAHHH-HAHAHA-HAAAAHH!

OMG! Just GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
:rofl:
KICKED AND NOMMED!
d

[La Coliniere]

28. Brilliant, Thanks!

[Kurovski]

29. Heheheheh! One more reason to love poetry & music!

Especially when it's this funny.

[Arkana]

30. Fantastic!

I love it!