God has the capability to take Chavez out, he doesn't need a hit squad

[mopaul]

i guess if the almighty really didn't like chavez, he'd have never created him in the first place.

[ClintonTyree]

1. We can't pretend to know god's plan..........

that's the catchall phrase the fundies use in situations like this, isn't it? :eyes:
God works in mysterious ways, as is evidenced by the mere existence of Pat Robertson. If Robertson's a real Christian, I'm "Daisy Duke".

[liberal N proud]

2. Pat didn't want that option on the table this time

He left it at the smorgasbord of Christianity when he made the decision that the US should do the work.

But when bu$h stole the election it was God's work that elected him.

[theHandpuppet]

3. Yeah, where's God's stockpile of WMDs?

You know, those lightning bolts, fiery pits, floods, volcanoes...

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Who better to go do the whacking than Pat!

He could walk across the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea and be in Venezuela for a stealthy, sneak, attack, before the folks down there, knew what hit them. The Shocking and Awesome Power Of GAWD's terrible, swift, thunder and lightning bolts would smite the dude ASAP, if not sooner. Baa-Daa-Bing, Baa-Daa-Bang, Baa-Daa-Boom!

[Clark2008]

5. Pat should know.

Google Pat Robertson, al-Qaeda and diamond mines.

Get ready for your eyes to pop out at the fucking lying hypocrite.

[Skidmore]

6. Here we go--

faith-based foreign policy.

[Garbo 2004]

7. I've always thought religious extremists must figure God to be kinda weak

seeing as they think God needs them to do the killing for him. If only they were as eager to help God feed the poor, clothe the homeless, etc.

[RC]

8. Is their god so impotent that he can't do his own dirty work?

Or is the reality that maybe the voices in their heads is a chemical imbalance and they need to be locked up for treatment?