Limbaugh Rock

[PurgedVoter]

Originally by Chubby Checker on Let's Twist album
Updated by PurgedVoter

Every Limbaugh boy and girl
All around the Limbaugh world
Gonna do the Limbaugh rock
All around the Limbaugh clock
Rush be Nimble, Rush be quick
guess you can't cause your so thick
Setting back the progress clock
Hey, let's do the Limbaugh rock

Limbaugh lower now
Limbaugh lower now
How low can you go

First you spread your Limbaugh lies
Hang up when the victim cries
Limbaugh lie and chain the free
Bend back like a Limbaugh tree
Rush be Limbaugh, Rush be quick
Hard when drugs have made you sick
Setting back the progress clock
Hey, let's do the Limbaugh rock

Lie lie lie 56 + (instead of instrumental break)

Teach hatred, and smear a girl
Give that spin a Limbaugh whirl
Protect us from those who care
start a war, you won't be there
Rush be Limbaugh, Rush be quick
Rush lower the Limbaugh schtik
All around the Limbaugh clock
Hey, let's do the Limbaugh rock

Don't move that Limbaugh bar
You'll be a Ditto star
How low can you go
( whistle for the rest of the song )

[BlueJac]

1. Good One

:yourock:

[DancingBear]

2. Beautiful

Even better for those of us who remember the original.

Like me.

<picks up cane and leaves>

[antigone382]

4. Hey, I remember the original and I'm 21

We used to do the limbo at least once a day at the skating rink when I was a kid. :)

[RethugAssKicker]

3. Cool...