For those with steel stomach linings only: Pat Robertson quotes

[Seabiscuit]

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/revpat.htm

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. I do not feel so well right now.

I think my blood pressure just dropped like a stone. I may need some salty food.

[louis-t]

2. I don't think I can look.

Gotta eat lunch now and maybe a while after that....aw, Hell, I stiil won't be able to look. Rat Robertson, the religiously insane man, who represents a whole lot of *s base, and can't be criticized or reprimanded by these thugs in office for fear of offending a bunch of loony fundies. He IS one of the anti-christs and if he keeps this up, he is helping to bring about the end of the world. Maybe Hugo Chavez should "take him out".

[Seabiscuit]

3. I'll second that: "Hugo Chavez should 'take him out'"!

In case the AP "misinterprets" me: note that I didn't say "assassination". :rofl:

[indepat]

4. Surely a special place in hell has been reserved for those who spout

radical partisan politics from the pulpit.

[Seabiscuit]

6. I believe there is - it's in the hole below Satan's arse.

[C_U_L8R]

5. AND TODAY'S AMAZING QUOTE

ALL OVER THE MEDIA... WHO SEEM TOO CHICKENSHIT TO CALL HIM LIAR (AS WELL AS A CROOK)

"I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out.'
And 'take him out' can be a number of things, including kidnapping; there are
a number of ways to take out a dictator from power besides killing him. I
was misinterpreted by the AP , but that happens all the time"


NEVERMIND THAT THIS IS WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID YESTERDAY...

"If he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think we really ought to go ahead and do it,
It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with."

THE MAN IS A LIAR.... AND THE MEDIA IS JUST F*CKN LAME. GEEEZ!