We misunderstood Pat Robertson's words and owe him an apology.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I feel so silly now that it's been explained to me.

You see, when the Mouth of God suggested that we "take out Hugo Chavez," he was suggesting that we take him out for a nice night on the town.

A nice dinner, a few bottles of Sangria, a couple of Cubans and espressos after dessert... You know, schmooze him, gently try to persuade him to see our side of things.

Now don't you all feel silly? I think we owe this wonderful man an apology for over reacting to those statements that were taken out of context by that terrible leftist media.

Please excuse me now, they are due to finish my lobotomy in ten minutes.

Jesus loves you!

[Ripley]

1. Hee haw.

Need some aloe vera for that post-op?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. *grunt* *grunt* *Ar*ar*ar*

gurgle.

Me like Boosh!

[noahmijo]

2. Now now you should know better

you only smoke Cubans if they are a gift from Tony Soprano.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. "Just think of smoking a Cuban as burning their tobacco fields."

a little at a time.

[kbm8795]

3. I think Pat needs to empty his coffers and offer everyone

in Venezuela a big ole tithe from his collection plate.

[iamahaingttta]

4. You're good...

I wish I'd thought of that one, about 18 hours ago!
Beat me to it!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. LOL n/t

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. HEY! KO Ripped me off!

LOL!

Is it "great minds" or does he read us?

[kansasblue]

8. oh... Like "take him out" to dinner and a movie! ok. nt

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. You mean that you thought that a Man of God could mean anything different?

[bleedingheart]

9. But will Pat expect Hugo to "put out on the first date"

that is the question...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Pat's a Gentleman. We should know better than to even ask such a thing.

[Jackpine Radical]

12. You're right. Mr. Robertson, I'm so terribly sorry. You can't know

how sorry I am that a lying scumbag full of unspeakable filth like you is allowed to breathe the same air as the rest of us, let alone being allowed to spread the excreta of your pustulent mouth through the public airwaves.

[mopaul]

14. sorry i misunderstood you brother pat

now misundertand this: fuck off and go to hell

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

15. There, don't you feel better now?