What jobs would you want Bush and Co. to be forced to have?

[brentspeak]

For the REST of their lives? Occupations appropriate for them.

Bush: French-fry man at BK

Cheney: The assistant-manager at that BK (he barks orders at Bush, but has orders barked at himself by the manager)

Jeb Bush: Janitor at a brain-injury rehab center

DeLay: worker at a cockroach lab

Rove: free-lance pharmaceutical industry human guinea pig

Sean Hannity: ticket-taker at any movie theater

Condi Rice: cashier at the movie theater

Rush Limbaugh: Demonstration volunteer for a medical school lecturer (ie. like the old guy in "Young Frankenstein")

[randr]

1. Bush, Cheney, Rummy

Cleaning bed pans at VA hospitals

[imax2268]

4. I was just going to say...

have all of them be physical therapists and work with the thousands of soldiers that they mamed with their illegal war...

[getmeouttahere]

5. Great minds think alike!

and evidently at the same moment!

[BrklynLiberal]

14. PERFECT!!! There could not be better karma for them.

[getmeouttahere]

2. BushCo cleaning bedpans at a VA Hospital....

so the devastated lives of our injured troops will haunt him FOREVER!

[EST]

3. Breaking rocks in the hot sun.

[NewJeffCT]

7. that's the sound of the men/working on the chain/gang

forgot the exact name of the song.

[EST]

34. That's the name o' dat tune.

Also -I fought the law (and the law won)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Working in a stockyard cleaning up BS

Since they seem to know so much about BS it would suit them perfectly.

[Roland99]

8. Here are some ideas off the top of my head:

*: Gravedigger
Cheney: oil-spill cleaner
Rumsfeld: bullet-proof vest tester
Rice: court reporter
Rove: Doorman for the Watergate apartments
Mehlman/McClellan: Cleaning crew members for a gay nightclub
Hannity: Bungee-cord tester
Limbaugh: Cleaning crew member for a proctology practice
DeLay: Factory worker for a Marianas clothing mfr.
Jeb: bedpan duty at a Florida nursing home

[kittenpants]

21. you have a good sense of poetic justice! n/t

[Roland99]

27. Mais oui!

Here's a bonus one:

Ashcroft: Mortician (since he lost to a dead man ;) )

[CrispyQ]

24. Bullet proof vest tester!

:rofl:

[shaniqua6392]

9. I would like for them to

have my job....I clean houses for rich people and I clean my church. If I can't have that, then I would love for them to have to pick up dog poop in my back yard. I have two German Shepherds.

[brentspeak]

15. LOL!

Or be forced to walk your German Shepherds -- wearing garbage man or mailman uniforms.

[proiowadem]

10. liscense plate makers the lot of them

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[0007]

12. Mucking out toilets at the Hague!

[cascadiance]

13. Breaking rocks!

[Tinksrival]

16. Fresh bait in Iraq!

All of them............BRING IT ON!

[napi21]

17. Naw, I think they deserve to still have higher jobs like they do now.

EXCEPT not here in the US. I think Shrub should take over as Pres of Iraq. Cheney can still be his VP and all the rest can join them. They keep saying they're building this great country over there, so I say let them enjoy the fruits of their ambitions.

Now, you gotta remember, US military won't be there anymore, so the Iraqi's will have to be their security guys, and all those thankful Itaqi people...I'm sure they'll treat this crowd just as they deserve to be treated.

[RazzleCat]

18. Let them have mine

Open work sites by 6:45 am. Deal with a very rich boss who looks upon all subcontractors as his personal workers, also all crew works as his also. (my ac is not working, pull a sub and get it fixed). Become tri lingual(you should be able to use some basic Romanian, Croatian, Spanish and Russian) so you can communicate to both the eastern European workers and the Latinos, as it will be your responsibility to explain to them how to install, move, paint, plaster an object. Don't forget to keep all servers and workstations up and running. Answer the phone when the receptionist is not at work. Fill out all construction purchase order requests, oh and be sure to always get the lowest price. Bid out all construction jobs. Oh and of course you will always be the one who gets stuck till site closing when its convenient for someone else. In other words butt monkey for a small company. Or to put it simply, work your butt off in a bad economy putting up with a ton of crap because its HARD WORK to find a job.

[Cobalt Violet]

19. Clean toilets at Wal-Mart for all.

[SofaKingLiberal]

20. Patrolling Iraq in unarmored Humvees. eom

[LoKnLoD]

22. I want them to be

Ball (as in scrotum) washers...a Lewis Black bit :bounce:

[YDogg]

23. Milking male horses ...

... while pickles watches.

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. I think the Idea here is to pick a job they wouldn't enjoy.

[Roland99]

28. .

:rofl:

[mcscajun]

26. C'mon! At least *one* of 'em *has* to work at Wal-Mart

Please?

Pretty please?

:bounce:

[SofaKingLiberal]

29. NO! Wal-Mart is too good for them.

They can work at one of the slave factories in China where Wal-Mart buys goods.

[SeattleGirl]

30. LOL!

And the job would be gathering shopping carts from the parking lot!

:rofl:

[never_get_over_it]

31. Cleaning toilets

in a maximum security prison for the rest of their sentence of one consecutive life sentence each for every one of our military that has died because of their disgusting invasion

[w8liftinglady]

32. I was thinking bedpan cleaner for the wounded GIs

[knight_of_the_star]

33. One word

Croatoan (for those who don't know read up on Roanoke Island)