Intercepted Email: Newly discovered Talking Points from WH

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. Liberals eat babies.
2. Liberals kick baby kittens.
3. Liberals worship Satan
4. Liberals want to rape your daughters (and sons).
5. Liberals killed Jesus.
6. Hitler was a Liberal.
7. The Iraq invasion was ordained by God.
8. Liberals have hair on their palms.
9. Benedict Arnold was a closet Democrat.

and...

10. The Da Vinci Code was right and GW Bush is a direct descendant of Christ.

[Arkana]

1. LOL...

Hot off the presses from KKKarl Rove's office.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Not too far from the truth.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. I really resent this. I DO NOT have hair on my palms.

I shave them.

[AuntieM1957]

6. So that's how we're supposed to do it - NAIR was a big mistake

forgot I had it on -

man, does the dog look funny now!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. Yours to, huh? Wondered how that happened.

[Spinzonner]

4. That reminds me

What wine goes with babies ?

[AuntieM1957]

7. Official Wine of Liberals is Sangria - goes with everything n/t

[Kurovski]

10. A nice Chianti with a side of Fava beans.

And if you recall, Republican yammermouths gave themselves the giggleshits awhile back calling Liberals "Chardonnay drinking cheese-eaters" or some such thing.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Ever notice the similarities between Rummy & Lechter?

[Kurovski]

14. Sure. Both hunger for human flesh.

Same reason some on DU have dubbed Rummy "Rumsferatu". Neither Don nor Dracula can survive without blood.

[insane_cratic_gal]

12. I'll tell you what wine if you tell me

where I can get my liberal hands or feet ( as you have it) on a bushel of kittens! Foot's feeling mighty itchy these days, you know

[are_we_united_yet]

5. 11. Bill Clinton approves of 1-10

:crazy:

[LTR]

8. This is utter bullshit!

It did not come from the White House.

Everyone knows those asshats can't form complete sentences.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. LIES LIES!! All LIES!!

I kick babies and eat baby kittens!!! dagnabbit to heck!

And who's been looking at my pal... I mean um LOOK! over there! Shiny Shiny!! Pennies!!

:silly:

[NewJeffCT]

15. don't forget

we're all gay & determined to convert your sons & daughters to our decadent gay lifestyle!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. Arlo described us best...

"And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."

And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

http://www.arlo.net/lyrics/alices.shtml