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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 10:32 AM
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If Rumfilled were just screwing up the Post Office this would be funny.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/quotethis/a/rumsfeldquotes.htm


"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."

"We do know of certain knowledge that he is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead."

"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."

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"If I said yes, that would then suggest that that might be the only place where it might be done which would not be accurate, necessarily accurate. It might also not be inaccurate, but I'm disinclined to mislead anyone."

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"Well, um, you know, something's neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so, I suppose, as Shakespeare said."

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shockingelk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 10:36 AM
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1. They've been reaching into the NG for awile
Next, they'll be calling up the USPS for Iraq duty.
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 10:38 AM
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2. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
:rofl:
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 10:55 AM
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3. Those are a good example
of the old warning about being careful in choosing the people you associate with. Which one rubbed of on the other? It scares the bejeebers outta me every time I think about who's running this country and this war.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:34 PM
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5. Hello, Lady. Welcome to DU.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:32 PM
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4. He says those stupid things so arrogantly!
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:34 PM
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6. Just like his boss, er I mean Chimpy.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:36 PM
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7. Yes, he does resemble Crawford's village idiot.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:37 PM
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8. i thought it was bush talking, until i remember rummy on subject
Edited on Fri Aug-26-05 12:37 PM by seabeyond
fuck is it contagious, or do you just have to have this stupid to be a part of bush gang. wow
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fighttheevilempire Donating Member (183 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 02:42 PM
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9. Rummy can't screw up the USPS.
Reagan thoroughly screwed it up for him long ago. Ask a pre-Reagan and a post-Reagan USPS employee what their retirement programs are like and you'll see my point.
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