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Pat gets down to hell and the Devil is showing him around his fiery kingdom. The Devil takes Pat to a dark hallway, where there are three doors. The Devil tells Pat that he has a choice, between those three doors and that behind the door he chooses, is where he will spend eternity.
Pat walks up to the first door and he hears screaming and yelling and great gnashing of teeth, as if everyone in that room were in great and painful discomfort. Pat walks on to door number two, behind which, he hears mournful weeping, wailing and sobbing, as if the people behind that door were suffering from great and endless sorrow.
Pat walks up to door three, where he hears what he thinks are people behind that door, whispering and speaking in very low tones. He puts his ear up to that door and it sounds like a calm peaceful place.
Pat tells the Devil that he will take the third door, because it sounds like the better of the three choices to him.
The Devil unlocks door number three an quickly kicks Pat in the a$$ and slams the door shut behind him. The place is all stinky, wet and dark and when Pat's eyes adjust to the dim light, Pat sees that everyone in the room is standing in urine, right up to their bottom lip and whispering, "Don't Make Waves, Don't Make Waves!"
Pat thinks the place is just horrible, but he thinks about how bad it must be behind those other doors and he decides to make the best of the situation. Just when Pat starts thinking again, about the sad place he must spend eternity, the intercom crackles to life and the Devil says, "Okay Guys, the coffee break is over, everybody, back down on your knees!
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