Too funny to believe: freeper post from A. Huffington blog-Bwaaaaaaaa

[NoSheep]

Check out the spelling. And OH!- What logic this crumb has employed!

:rofl:

“This blog is filled with people who blindly drink the liberal kool-aid.

“For all you “Bush should send his own daughters” nimrods, his daughters did not sign up as VOLENTEERS! Here let me say it again for you. He cannot send someone who does not VOLENTEER!

“For all you “Bush Lied” wackjobs. Bush stated the FACTS as they were know at that time by everybody including Ted “I’ll have another drink” Kennedy and John “Reporting for Duty” Kerry who both by the way said there were WMD’s.

“Let’s get to the real issues with all you kool-aid drinking liberals. This is all about the election and re-election of YOUR and my President George W. Bush. YOU LOST! Get past it and get on with you lives. Keep this up and you will loose again.”



Posted by: tex on August 25, 2005 at 10:19AM

:think: :rofl:

Tex the Brilliant!!!!!

[moc]

1. Tex needs to VOLENTEER

right after he finishes his third grade spelling lesson.

:crazy:

[blue sky at night]

5. this could be something big............

could the term "Volenteer" be added to that revered list of stupid quotes?? You know the one with "Get a Brain, Morans"..........

[nickgutierrez]

24. Yes, yes it could.

:D

[TheDebbieDee]

29. Not only could this be something big........

It could also be HUGH!

[blue sky at night]

31. That is something big.........

I wonder why they can't spell, is it they are so excited that they have an "original" thought that brain fog gets them every time??

(edited for spelling)I was so excited the brain fog overcame me.

[deadparrot]

37. You need a grammar check.

You mean "HUGH!!!11"

[NoSheep]

2. I can't stop laughing!!!

[Horse with no Name]

3. "We will loose again"

How do we do that when we didn't "loose" in the first place?
:rofl:

[emdee]

4. I would certainly hate to "loose" again! Haha nt

nt

[Neocondriac]

6. Perhaps.....

....when we clean up after vittles, you can do a little sypherin by the fire.

[NoSheep]

9. Go on Jethro! Rassle that bare! Dive fer tresure in th' cement pond!

:yourock:

[KG]

7. this is HUGH!!!11!!

[NoSheep]

8. "the liberal kool-aid" The bastard knows him how to spell some kool-aid

maybe he spelled kool-aid right ACCIDENTALLY!!!!!

:7

[Mr_Spock]

10. Another Republican MORON displaying intellectual prowess

WHY WHY WHY did they elect a retard - oh, because the people voting are retarded. Never mind :(

[Richard Steele]

11. Here come them VOLEnteers!

Why do I enjoy freeper posts so much?
I really shouldn't, but I do...
It's a sickness.

[Gormy Cuss]

12. These could be the new Morans

The VOLEnteers!
I like it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. "Hooked on Phonics"

:silly:

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. Who wants to volunteer to take this "patriot" to the recruiters

[NoSheep]

15. I'mon challenge him to a DUEL!

:silly:

[Richard Steele]

17. In this case, you'd need to challenge him to a "DUAL"!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. Or a JEWL

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. This is what years of fucking with public education gets you

[mcscajun]

18. Can't spell...doesn't know grammar...

...has a few problems with tense.

as they were know (known)

get on with you (your) lives.

But yes! Let us hearken to her profound wisdom and cease drinking kool-aid.

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[Hailtothechimp]

19. WELL SAID, MORAN!!!!

We couldn't make up stuff this good. And they just keep doing for us.

[KayLaw]

21. YOU LOST!

It's just a big old game, isn't it?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. He iz RITE!

I must get on with me life.

And that is well know. So there.

:rofl:

[NoSheep]

23. Kicking for the Sat night crew!

:+

[sakabatou]

25. "He cannot send someone who does not VOLENTEER!"

I thought it was a bit drafty....

[democrank]

26. It`s about the tears rolling down my cheeks.

Like tens of thousands actually VOLENTEERED to invade a WMD-less country while driving unarmored Hummers, limited to two bottles of water a day, without the protection of bulletproof vests...all for a pack of lies. In fact, some VOLENTEERS loved it so much, they offered to do a second, third and forth tour.

Give me a break.

[samplegirl]

27. Moran left behind

Obvious Tex the brilliant!! LOL

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. Get on with you lives

git on out thar and volenteer.

[Pharlo]

30. Know why there are so few Volenteer Morans in Iraq?

Cause when they google 'INLISTMINT PAPIRZ', this is what comes up on screen.....

Check the spelling of your term.
Try a different word (a synonym of the original term you entered).
Try a more general one.

[mbee]

32. Two things - do you think No Child Left Behind will teach you to spell?

When can we expect the correct count of the votes?

[Arkana]

33. Wow, he's brilliant.

What a friggin' boob.

[njdemocrat106]

34. I f*ckin' hate it when a Freeper tells me * is MY president

Bush will NEVER be my president. :grr:

[In_The_Wind]

35. Hip hip hurray ... for Tex. That's the way to show true spirit!

That's brilliant

[NMMNG]

36. Hooked on Phonics DIDN'T work for him!

Can any of those freaks spell or use proper grammar?

[AuntieM1957]

38. where's my f'ing kool-aid?

One of you lousy leftist liberals stole my glass of kool-aid,
and AuntieM is mighty pissed about it!

Next time the kool-aid is going around, I intend to get mine.

I just hate it when I "loose" my kool-aid!