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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:42 PM
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If Bush were a smart man
He wouldn't let this turn ugly.
He would crawl out from under his bed and ride his pony out of the gates of his ranch--address the protesters directly, then address Cindy individually. He would then ride further up the road and let the supporters know that he has this under control and their presence is not needed.
By doing this...everything would be over. All groups could pack up and go home. The press would tout his peacemaker abilities and all would be lovely and ducky.
He owns this mess in Iraq. He needs to take responsibility for it.
However, Bush is not a smart man. He is an arrogant asshole.
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:43 PM
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1. "If Bush were a smart man" HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right.
:D

I do agree with everything you said. :)
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:54 PM
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11. I'm hearing FIDDLER ON THE ROOF!!!!
If Bush were a smart man
Yeehaw, dweeble dweeble, dubya, dubya, dweeble, dweeble, dumb!
All those children, they would not be DEAD!
If he were not a stupid man!

Hey....!
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:44 PM
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2. If my aunt had wheels, she'd be a teacart. (n/t)
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:45 PM
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4. LOL!!
:rofl:
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:45 PM
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5. funniest thing I have read all day
:rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:48 PM
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7. Got a little coffee on my screen there!
Horse is, of course, exactly right.

The Blivet could have spent ten minutes and
made himself look statesmanly.

Instead, he chooses to show everyone his arrogance
and contempt for them.

Smooth move, ex-lax!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:51 PM
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9. ROFL!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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unrepuke Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:44 PM
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3. If
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:46 PM
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6. Nixon met with war protestors at the Lincoln Memorial.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:50 PM
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8. Yes but Bush**
is no Nixon.

You have no idea how strange that is to write. WTF?
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:53 PM
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10. Hard to get past the title of this thread! ROFL
"If * were a smart man..." there would be pork in the treetops!
http://www.flyingpigmarathon.com.nyud.net:8090/news_flash/the_squeal/jiggy_pig.jpg
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 03:13 PM
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12. Smart is not a Bush attribute!
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FlemingsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 03:16 PM
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13. He wants this to turn ugly. Discredits the "peace" movement.
Flem.
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CityZen-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 03:16 PM
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14. If Dogs Were Mating With Cats!
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carnie_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 03:21 PM
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15. If Bush were a smart man
hell would look a lot like an ice cube
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DIKB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 04:09 PM
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16. If * were a smart man. . .
Satan would be downhill skiing in hell, and The Chicago Cubs would be celebrating a World Series victory.
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