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I went to bed last night so focused on the unimportant news out of Iraq, Crawford and inside the Beltway that it took awhile to fall asleep.
Up at 7:00 (hey come on! It's Sunday!) I turned on the puter, enjoyed my morning consitutional, made coffee, clicked the dial-up into action, got my coffee and warily started checking my email ... still not feeling emotionally prepared for the serious stuff enacting itself around the world.
Now I have this cool email setup called "Bluebottle," and it does a manual screening for spam and hate-mail protection. Every "new" (from someone unknown) email that arrives is pended and Bluebottle sends a pinger back asking for confirmation (so as to discern mechanized attack from spam machines I suppose.)
So my Bluebottle pending file is always loaded every morning.
Today that's where I then encountered the things that really matter in life - more than war, death, taxes, stupid politicians and a failed mainstream media. What a relief to know that the corporate greed isn't really focused on more oil, selling seeds that die after one year, lucrative government contracts to destroy and then rebuild what they destroyed.
No folks, today I was reminded of the really important stuff about which we all should be obsessed:
<b>SOFT Viagra at $1.62 per dose:</b> But I thought viagra was about hardness.
<b>You can save up to 70% on Cialis:</b> well then maybe there's hope for guys with 30% hardness?
<b>Save up to 75% on Inkjet Cartridges:</b> Now this has potential for when congress folks have too complicated a contact email and a printed letter is the only way.
<b>No more penis enlarge ripoffs!:</b> Helpful because I wouldn't want nobody ripping off any enlargement at my age.
<b>New Penis Enlargement Patches!:</b> I guess this is to fix a partially ripped-off enlargement?
<b>Baldness won't work:</b> I don't think this is about a bald enlargement so this must be a different topic. But baldness works for me!
<b>Back Alley Babes. SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: No Strings, No Calls the next d... :</b> Is this some sort of ad for a virtual experience. With no G-strings? And no respect the next day?
<b>Buyer beware - Penis patches!:</b> Uh oh ... internecine strife in the enlargement industry.
Well, now that I know what businesses think is useful and has measurable societal value, I can go about my own business for the rest of the day. Maybe catch the sit-down comedy on Meet the Press.
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