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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:28 PM
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Poor Bush, his handlers set him up with a CHAIN SAW to make him Macho
But he could only handle the HOUSEWIFE MODEL...ya know, one of them tiny things that cut wood no bigger than 4 inches thick...

The video shows him to be a rookie with a chain saw....

Then they gave up and gave him a machette instead..."canardly fuck that up"

"Go out and chop some wood for the Photo Op"... "ya don't need a tape measure and hammer"
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:33 PM
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1. someone set him up to look like Noreaga or Saddam with the sword
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:53 PM
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8. Prolly Rove or Karen, to make him like Reagan..who at least could
handle these simplistic tools....without hurting himself or someone..else....
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:34 PM
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2. At least it's not Earth Day this time
Remember when his handlers gave him an ax to chop wood on Earth Day?
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:50 PM
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5. Bwahahaha
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:56 PM
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9. His handlers need to give him scuba gear or a surfboard
for a photo op when he talks about the hurricane.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 02:48 PM
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10. Scuba gear??? Dustin Hoffman in the GRADUATE???
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:34 PM
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3. It probably was a plastic chainsaw that doesn't even work......
would you REALLY trust bush with a real working chain saw???
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:46 PM
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4. If you look carefully you can see the brand name...
Fisher Price
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:52 PM
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7. The TOY SAW::::MODEL #45622.009 Luv it....
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:51 PM
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6. Prolly chop off the cameramans foot or sumpthin
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