Calling Pat Robertson, time to pray to move Katrina

[Hokie]

I think Pat Robertson claims that prayer can redirect the path of large natural atmospheric systems. Maybe it is time he quit dabbling in international politics and start wishing for outcomes that might save lives.

[JAbuchan08]

1. I think Pat is the man with the hot air to do it

if not he can enlist the rest of the GOP

[movonne]

2. No he is better at death wishes...

[bluestateguy]

3. I'm sure Fred Phelps is readying his inbred "church" for action

"THANK GOD FOR HURRICANE KATRINA!! God's punishment for faggotry!"

[aresef]

6. I can see him doing that.

[maveric]

7. He's making placards as we speak.

And if the unspeakable happens, he'll bring his knuckle dragging minions to the disaster sites.

[ltfranklin]

4. Sorry, Pat can't do anything about it...

...it being gods punishment for Homsexuality, Liberalism, Abortion and the Playboy Channel!

However, there's still hope for good Christians, as the Emergency Rapture System may be utilized to evacutate them if the storm exceeds biblical proportions. Just remember, DON'T LOOK DOWN, as it may result in Sodium Chloride Cell Transformation Syndrome.

[jurassicpork]

5. Speaking of Rev. Assclown:

For anyone's amusement(or bemusement), my next Assclowns of the Week edition is up, with Patsy occupying #5.

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com/