Bush finally loses it (in the future)

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And he gives a no bid Contract to Halliburton to build a Robot.

This Robot has a sensor that will enable it to go after anyone who can walk AND talk at the same time, so you know that all of the Liberals are going bye bye.

This robot has a giant catapult on it that will take all the Liberals to a distant land, where it is, nobody knows.

So, all the Liberals are being chased down by Medieval Robots. Eventually, it catches up to me and catapults me to a distant land.

I wake up on the shore of a beach. There, I see Fox News 'reporting'. Yep, I'm in Aruba. I meet a young woman who keeps on trying to tell Fox News that she is alive, but it is to no avail.

Eventually, all the Liberals come back together from the distant lands they were catapulted to and then they all impeach Bush for being an insane sociopath, and Al Gore is named the new President, and the reign of the Far Right comes to an end, and then America returns to sanity.

THE END