Where's Anderson Cooper?

[Catherine Vincent]

He is needed in the French Quarters! :-)

[merh]

1. cat

:spank:

:rofl: :hug:

[Skink]

3. They finally bumped off Anderson...

One to many Hurricaines for the desk Jockey.

[merh]

5. He is afraid to be a geraldo and fall on his ass and have it taped

and ridiculed on the internet! :rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

6. Glad I made you chuckle, Merh.

I aim to please. ;-)

[merh]

8. You did a great job

and I am pleased that your aim was right on target! :hug:

[The Traveler]

2. Curse you, cat

You just caused me to spray beer all over my monitor!

:toast: :rofl: :applause: :spray: :headbang:

[sundog]

4. heeee

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

7. I was wondering that as well.

I think he might be sensitive about Jon Stewart making fun of him.

[KitchenWitch]

9. The winds might muss up his hair.

[CottonBear]

10. Last year, CNN tied him to a huge plant pot in FL during a hurricane.

One end of the rope was around his waist and the other was around this huge potted palm on a hotel terrace while objects were flying through the air and the rain was blowing sideways. I was expecting a sign to fly by and behead him. What a fool. Someday, it'll happen: TV host killed on-air by flying debris during a hurricane broadcast.
:(

[Catherine Vincent]

11. I know you joke but I fear that actually will happen one day.

Killed live on air by flying debris.

[The Traveler]

12. Perhaps we can convince Fox

to air drop Hannity into the area ...

[Lex]

14. No shit. And take Doofus O'Reilley with him. nt

[The Traveler]

15. Arm the bastard with loofa and send him in

to expose the liberal conspiracy behind it all.

[Catherine Vincent]

18. LOL!

:spank:

[Garbo 2004]

13. I saw that. It was so facking stupid I watched it. Look! Really Big Wind!

Look! News anchor in Really Big Wind!

I fortunately missed most of the last hurricane coverage but managed to see Anderson (I think it was) in awe as a Ramada Inn sign came down. Like it was something momentous like the fall of the Berlin Wall. Idjits!! :eyes:

[CottonBear]

16. Ah! The famous Ramada Inn sign coming down over and over and over... n/t

[SoCalDem]

22. Like Rummy & the "same vases stolen over and over" in Iraq

:)

[Bluebear]

17. OMG the Ramada sign!!!!

And they played it over and over and over because that was the only 'disasterous' footage they had!

[Garbo 2004]

19. oooh, Anderson's in Baton Rouge!!! Yippee!!! Maybe they'll tie him to a

shrubbery this time. LOL

What would a hurricane be if we couldn't see ole Anderson whipped around in it???

[Catherine Vincent]

20. Yeah!

And I see that he was on one of those oil rigs out in the gulf. What is wrong with that man?

[SoCalDem]

21. Tethered to a palm tree somewhere, probably

yelling.. "WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT!!!"

[underpants]

23. Fox's Sheppard Smith is in the French Quarter

and no I am not making a gay joke about this.

The real question is

DID GERALDO BITE IT YET!! he came ever so close a couple of hurricanes back.

[ohio_liberal]

24. Wherever he is....

Please someone make sure he has no holes in his pants this time around :evilgrin: