Please please give me GERALDO updates

[underpants]

Who cares about Anderson Cooper GERALDO STILL LIVES!!!

I saw the idiot "There is nothing between me and wind" on Fox this morning.

I also saw the other idiot on Fox "WHAT IS THAT!!?!?!? Sheila (production assistant) go get that"....... young woman runs into picture to pick objec that I could tell looked like a watermelon, it was, it was still attached to the root....reporter then held wind-o-meter up... "12...13...18 miles per hour uh I guess it comes and goes" -Cut back to the Fox studio were a "wild watermelons" joke was overheard.

oh and the "Toxic Gumbo" thing is just ridiculous (it is a real threat)

ANY NEWS ON GERALDO!?!?!?

Anyone? Anything?

This being said, thoughts and prayers go out to the people of the Bulf Coast states.

[Greeby]

1. Jon Stewart said it best during the last hurricane

"And no tragedy is fully exploited until Geraldo shows up."

Cuts to clip of Geraldo doing report in storm

"Ah, where's that flying aluminum debris when you need it?" :evilgrin: