pResident B*sh releases this statement about the hurricane...

[CoffeeCat]

"I appreciate and respect the right of the hurricane victims to voice their opposition to the hurricane. I understand. However, I need to move on with my life. Please remember, I cannot meet with every hurricane victim. I've met with many families struck by hurricanes. Not all of them believe--as some hurricane victims do--that I should cut short my unprecedented, multi-week vacation to meet with them. I believe that those who are suggesting that I should care about devastating weather patterns, are weakening our country. I understand they have their opinions, but I don't agree with them. Now, I'm on to Arizona for some golfin."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. LOL...

good one

[Cassandra]

2. You forgot

"I only meet with hurricane victims from Florida right before an election."

[maddezmom]

3. link?

just joshing. :D

[AspenRose]

4. Oh, no you didn't

:spray:

[meganmonkey]

5. Nice try

but he would never say 'unprecedented'. Unpersa....unpretzel....er...underwear...uh...er...

Although I guess if it is a written statement he doesn't have to pronounce it.

:P

[Neocondriac]

6. Hey Karl !!!!!!!!

"What should I do for the State of Louisiana besides declare a state of emergency" GW asked his corpulent cohort. "They're part of your base sir, not a swing state, so not a god damned thing"