Brother Pat's hissy fit, angered God and caused this storm.

[Hubert Flottz]

Pat Robertson suggesting on-air that American operatives assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez the other day, was an abomination. A preacher preaching murder from his gold encrusted bully pulpit, to the whole world, by way of his TV network and then lying about it, has upset the creator to the max! This storm wasn't even a problem until Pat shot off his large hateful mouth and caused God to aim this monster storm directly at the heart of the USA!

If Hugo Chavez stops the flow of oil to the US from Venezuela, because Robertson threatened his life, it will surely be God's will. God aimed the storm at the heart of US oil production and refining, so if Mr. Chavez now decides to turn off the tap, God's vengeance on the American people, will surely be swift and complete. The 'Full Whammy of the Lord' will be every bit Pat's fault, for being so damned evil and greedy! May Pat Robertson roast in eternal hell, for causing gasoline to go up ten cents over night. The man is a walking, shit talking, abomination.

OH GAWD...there goes the flood warning thing on my TV and I'm outta' gas! Pat you ungawdly blathering bastid!

[Hubert Flottz]

1. I usually don't kick my own threads if they bomb out but...

damn it all I'm pissed! :kick: Pat Right in the :kick: Lord...

[delete_bush]

2. I'm thinking that the god of Chavez is

more powerful than Robertson's god.

Anyone know which one he prays to? Being currently god-less, I would like to check him/her/it out!

[Hubert Flottz]

5. For a long time a mighty hot dog was Pat's Gawd I think.

Me, I'm just a damned old hippie heathen! But JHC had long hair and a beard, in all the photos I've seen of him, so I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. You're damned any way you go if you don't vote for Bush of send Pat and Jerry your money, to hear them tell it. I think that in the end Gawd will drop-kick Pat and Jerry and all those other lazy, lying, TV preachers/panhandlers/snake handlers, of hate and discontent. I thought God was supposed to be about Peace and Love, but those guys all preach greed, war and hatred 24/7. Their bullshit is bound to piss God off if God is on the cable!

[leveymg]

3. So how come VA Beach isn't under 15ft. of water, instead?

I'd rather be under water with the whiskey-soaked sinners of the Big Easy than staying dry with Pat's flock of imbecilic angels.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Gawd wanted Pat to see the error of his evil ways!

God's gonna' get Pat for using his holy name, to fleece people and to cheer on someone out there in his twisted neonazi flock, who might have a loose screw and be stupid enough, to go and do Pat's bidding!

Pat is an idiot and Bush is like the Gallagher guy in Texas. Bush "don't care" about Pat's insane threats. All Bush ever cared about was Bush!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. One more shamless kick!

For JHC! :kick: