Fox News Morning Show

[bluetuesday]

Does anyone really understand how this trio of boobs
got hired.Here we are about to see a category 5 storm
reek havoc on the good people of the gulf coast and
these cretins are yucking it up about dolphins that were moved to a swimming pool for their safety and they were wondering who pays
for it~ Someone help me ~

[xultar]

1. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[bluetuesday]

6. thanks

i love the little critter.i'm looking at 3 of them now on my window

[SpiralHawk]

2. You want help? Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps.

Welcome to Kompassionate Konservative Therapy.

We'll be sending you an invoice.


(Don't have no bootstraps? Then do as George AWOL Bush recommends, and "hang loose.")

[bluetuesday]

4. invoices

The bush economy has left me broke but i'll put it on the pile.
thanks for the welcome!

[classof56]

3. Welcome to DU.

Wish I could help you. Guess I'll just say--stick with DU. Glad you're among us. Truth is spoken here!

Tired Old Cynic

[tjdee]

5. Well, only one is the *news* person.

Steve Doocy has a reporting background (if you count parenting shows and talk shows as "reporting"), but I think ED is supposed to be the anchor (in all senses of the word). Too bad she's a shrew.

Brian doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. His background is in sports, which you can hear every time he sensationalizes! and emphasizes! every sentence! and question!

[bluetuesday]

8. news person

I'm sure your right.I'm now trying to see if I can
delete this channel or start taking Paxil!

[Catherine Vincent]

7. For you penitence, you must

turn off your boob tube and get your news via the internets. :-)

edit: I spelled penitence as pentance. I looked it up in the dictionary. I also noticed that penis was the word just before it. lol.

[bluetuesday]

10. boob tube

Your right of course~after Dan Rather retired It's time to find a new source!

[shaniqua6392]

9. Welcome to DU!!

Hint#1-DU will be the best thing you can do for yourself so you will not go insane!! I know I felt like I was the only one who could see what this prez was doing to our country-until I found DU.
Hint#2-Don't torture yourself with FAUX "news". It is the worst form of right wing propaganda in existence.

[bluetuesday]

11. thanks

It really is torture.I don't care that they have another
agenda,but their such idiots!

[LoKnLoD]

12. I just turn off the volume

and check out Juliet Puddy or Kiran Chetry. :woohoo:

[wli]

13. they may as well have worn white hoods for the occasion n/t

[DefenseLawyer]

14. Those morans are a real life version

of the Will Ferrell/Cheri Oteri SNL skit "Morning Latte". It's like on a dare someone just handed the microphone to the stupidest people they knew. Even by Fox standards these people are utterly vapid.