In my email this morning--after griping about the right wing spam

[Horse with no Name]

(I thought many of us could use something light before we start in for the day)

HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A
LIGHT BULB??

(The NEW Version)
Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[liberal N proud]

1. LOL

:rofl:

Thanks

[bnr65432]

2. great joke

thank you

[JHB]

3. That's a keeper

Next time I get an unsolicited wingnut mail, I have the counterblast all ready to go.

[electropop]

4. I collect light bulb jokes.

Thanks!

[Horse with no Name]

5. You're welcome.

:)