How long before * shows up for Hurricane photo ops?

[Botany]

and what "phrases" will he say on cue?

* Americans are at their best when times are toughest

* I appreciate the chance I had to speak w/ Governor __________

* Faith is important in times of trial

I bet you by this P.M. he will be somewhere for a photo op.

[electropop]

1. As soon as his advance team can assemble a pile of bodies to stand on.

:grr:

[uppityperson]

4. and someone to hug

that's his job, hugging and comforting and it is hard werk. But he will only hug and talk with them once.

[Toots]

15. Only Republicans though and it will be highly scripted.

:shrug: Does America really deserve this?

[NV Whino]

2. As soon as he can be assured he won't get his feet wet.

[William Bloode]

3. I was thinking something similar.

I was thinking as soon as the coward knew it would be 100% safe.

[durablend]

18. They'll probably pose him

Near one of the standing levees (one that's not going to break) with one finger "holding the water in (/out)"

[johnaries]

5. It's still too dangerous, so,

he'll probably hold a fake conference in a movie studio made to look like NOLA.

[calico1]

10. I would not put this past them at all! n/t

[Redstone]

6. And there WILL be big ol' crocodile tears,

as if he actually gives a flying fuck about anyone but himself.

Won't be fooling US though, will he?

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

7. When the ice arrives, of course.

What will he say?

* we're prepared for this disaster because we've survived Sept THE 11th. (note: it's always "September THE eleventh")

* something trite about prayer

* the national guard is protecting us from terrists

* whatever KKKarl tells him to

And, I'm sure, the Air Dog will show up. It's usually there when he's nervous.



:hi: love ya, Cuddles!

[Botany]

12. Want to see a real hero?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2005/08/30/GA2005083000006_index_frames.htm?startat=1

# 10 ...... This what a hero looks like; she is 17 and called Adrienne

It is easy to talk the "Faith Based" crap ..... but to live it is something
different

BTW Funny ever since i posted about "the air dog" he has stopped doing it.
or @ least I haven't seen it.

[RevCheesehead]

20. You're probably on Agent Mike's watch list.

Well, the video clip I saw, he mentioned supporting one another by sending money, and something trite about prayer. No parallels yet to Sept THE eleventh yet - that may come in tomorrow's update from the safety of the WH.

[mcscajun]

8. When the sun is shining and there's a dry place to walk

Only way to get a good photo-op and a Presidential podium set up.

And of course, he'll be wearing his Presidential-seal-emblazoned FEMA Jacket from his wardrobe department.

[RevCheesehead]

9. and boots. LITTLE boots.

[MnFats]

11. "progress." he will use the word 'progress' repeatedly.

we're making progress at this, we're making progress at that.
someone told him that 'progress' is a magic word and once it's used, no further explanation is necessary.

[Lochloosa]

13. Have to Sober him up first..too many parties

[KyndCulture]

14. don't forget the megaphone and ya'll go SHOPPING now, ya hear.

[billkurtmeyer]

16. He's too busy rasing $ - it's hard work you know!

[leftofthedial]

17. only after the first-class hotel service is restored

and his feet won't get wet

"This clearly demonstrates the need for further tax cuts."

"We must invade Iran. The smoking gun might be another hurricane."

[daleo]

19. He will talk about praying, but won't do anything useful

There will be emergency sessions of the government, though, to work out a plan to bail out the insurance industry.

[jane_pippin]

21. "Americans know recovery is hard work, and they will do so."

Look for it or some other "do so" related statement to come out of his cakehole.

[Sequoia]

22. Naw, he's going back to the ranch tonight and tomorrow DC

to help out the poor people of Mississippi. He's afraid of water I guess.

[RevCheesehead]

23. aren't most chimps?

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. As soon as he gets his bullhorn polished up and in tune.

:puke: