Fox reporter almost hit by flying debris in Nawlins

[Bluesplayer]

Call me warped, but I think it would be great if one reporter was hit by another reporter (preferably geraldo) flying thru the air.

[Bluzmann57]

1. Wouldn't mind seeing their vehicle destroyed

and a couple of their "reporters" running into each other. But I wouldn't want any harm to come to them. After all, we need fox "news" for comic relief. I like your handle, by the way. Do you play the great American art form known as The Blues?

[Bluesplayer]

5. yep -

acoustic and electric blues for the last 35 years, so my opinions were formed in bars.

[SteppingRazor]

2. You're sure somebody wasn't throwing something at him?

:evilgrin:

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Even God's aim is occasionally a little off...

:shrug:

[opihimoimoi]

3. Live from Nawlins..reporter decapitated by flying shit.....

soon or later these dudes gonna die....

[charlie]

10. Took the top of his head clean off...

...but don't worry folks, Shep's getting his cranium packed with kitty litter today and will be back on the job Thursday.

[DinahMoeHum]

4. Was it that asshole Shepard Smith, by any chance?

the one who was told off by an evacuee, "none of your fucking business" ??

:evilgrin:

[Bluesplayer]

7. no such luck

if Shep was hit in the head, there would be no way to diagnose whether his mind was affected.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

13. And he'd still look like.......

....a creepy little bastard.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. A mouthful of swamp water and a week of desentery

would be my wish for Fox news

[Bluesplayer]

8. a week of spewing nothing but shit?

how would that be different?

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. LOL

:spray:

[JHB]

9. Was the debris "flying"... or "flung"

With Fox you can never tell.

[peekaloo]

11. Did you see Nightline last night?

Reporter pointing out how debris had hit his vehicle and crashed through the window. As he is just about to walk around the back of his car a flying piece of metal smacks into the car leaving a noticeable dent. He looked dumbfounded into the camera and stated, "There's still flying debris".


duh.

[Gormy Cuss]

14. "Tricky Business" by Dave Barry

In this novel, a hurricane is part of the plot line, and the news people keep getting killed by their own stupid actions. I can't remember if they're allegedly from Fox, but their reporting style would fit with the FOX network.

[Bluesplayer]

15. that would be even more proof that there is a god.

[zulchzulu]

16. Let's see tough guy Bill O'Lielly come down to Nawlins

I'm sure a few people would like to show him how deep the water is.

[Bluesplayer]

19. A newly dead guy

was being shown around heaven by St. Peter, when he saw Bill O'reilly. He said, "I didn't know O'Reilly was dead."

St. Peter replied, "Oh - that's god. He just thinks he's Bill O'Reilly."

[cascadiance]

17. I have a vision from "The Day After Tomorrow" where that Faux reporter

... gets nailed by that flying billboard from the tornado in L.A....

There's a brief frame or two of it in this trailer. Anyone have a better set of images/clip of it someplace?

http://www.thedayaftertomorrow.com/trailer/index.html