Are you ready America? IT'S BULLHORN TIME!

[OrlandoGator]

Dust off the Presidential windbreaker. Shine up the bullhorn. Load up the cameras. It's time for some meaningless posturing!

Seeing as how New Orleans and Gulfport are completely destroyed, our courageous leader has decided to cut his vacation short by TWO ENTIRE DAYS to focus his attention on it.

God, thank you. Thank you SO MUCH for making George W. Bush president by your Holy Edict. We are so lucky that you love America more than any other country, God.

[madeline_con]

1. He's such a weenie...

maybe he'll be struck by a holy jolt of God power....

[leveymg]

2. More than any other country except Saudi Arabia.

As I just got finished saying to someone about getting ready to pay the full global price of $4/gal. for gas.

Look at the picture of W walking hand-in-hand with Abdullah through the Texas Blue Bells a couple months ago. They looked so happy. Kinda like they knew something good was about to happen.

When are the American people going to wake up realize that we've been colonized?

It just seems so appropriate to this subject, as well.

[lancdem]

3. You can be certain God had nothing to do with it

:)

[OrlandoGator]

4. God did create my sarcasm, though.

n/t

[rniel]

5. To most people a hurricane is a disaster

To Bush it's a photo op.

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. Hurricanes hate us for our freedoms!

:yoiks: Operation Enduring Vacation cut short TWO WHOLE DAYS! :woohoo: What leadership! :puke:

[texpatriot2004]

13. "Operation Enduring Vacation" that's funny...

and the part about the hurricanes and freedoms not bad but "operation enduring vacation" that's funny. :rofl:

[Inland]

7. I'm sure Bush'll also hand out water, blankets to a dozen

starry eyed supplicants.

[jane_pippin]

8. I hope the other hurricanes will hear him.

As you and I well know, other weather systems are either with us, or against us. ;)

[daleo]

9. How long until he starts blaming Zarquawi?

Or uses this as an excuse to invade Iran.

Rummy - "This proves Saddam had weapons of mass destruction."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. George, have we got brush for you to clear!

No cameras allowed. Sorry.

[OrlandoGator]

11. He can help fill sandbags.

Sometime in 2050 we ought to have enough to dry New Orleans out.

[OrlandoGator]

12. I guess I lied. We didn't even get a bullhorn this time.

Bummer, I guess the president just had "other priorities."

[Skittles]

14. I'm hoping the fundies find out God and GWB are two different entities

hoping