How many B*shies does it take to change a light bulb?

[Amy6627]

1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed,

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either responsible
for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb,

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: Light-Bulb Change Accomplished,

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark,

8. one to viciously smear #7,

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. I have another answer: it depends.

If the darkened room is in a rich person's house: two, very fast and paid with taxpayer money.

If the darkened room is in a poor person's house: none, they are in the dark because they deserve it.