From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:
• Katrina's message: "You ain't seen nothin' yet." Fight global warming!
• If President Bush taps the strategic oil reserves, you can bet it will be for the good profits of the oil companies, not the goodwill of the people.
• The only thing good about Katrina is it will keep Natalee off Fox News for a few days.
• People of color, invest in GPS devices for yourselves and your children because, if you happen to go missing, America won't look that hard.
http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12515987.htm