America needs Rush, now!

[Botany]

Drop his fat ass into the break in the levee to plug it up.

He might be little too big for the hole but still it would be a start.

O'Rielly, Hannity, and so on could be used too. the water is already
polluted.

:bounce:

[driver8]

Hee Hee...that is funny! I wondered where you were going to

go with that.

[havocmom]

1. LOL Knew how that post was gonna go before I clicked on it!

Great plan!

[chelsea0011]

2. Since I don't listen to him, what is his take on the disaster?

I bet he is focused in on the looting.

[OrlandoGator]

4. Probably lamenting about how less talented black looters get more coverage

n/t

[CoffeeCat]

3. You forget...

Rush is tripping on Oxy.

He may be giant enough to plug up the levy, but he's very sedated and fluid right now---kind of like a giant ameoba.

Maybe we could douse him in honey and pluck him in the water--thus attracting every fire ant within a 20-mile radius. It might be a nice way to clear out those pesky insects.

[Arugula Latte]

12. Heh heh heh -- I like the way you think!! n/t

[Horse with no Name]

5. Nice thing too

He is so vile even the alligators wouldn't risk eating him

[tabasco]

6. No chopper strong enough to lift Daryn's boy toy into the breach.

This is America's strongest helicopter, the Sea Dragon. It only lifts 16 tons, so not near enough power to hoist Pigboy.

[Botany]

9. 16 tons should do it .....

used in tandem :rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. Yeah, but if he farts, wouldn't that cause a mini-tsunami?

:shrug:

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. One gulp with his fat mouth would drain that water level at least a foot

[Botany]

10. no 2 feet.

his blow hole is huge.

[SlipperySlope]

11. Couldn't they use his HOT AIR to evaporate all the water?

[RevCheesehead]

13. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: Botany, you slay me! :7

Did you see the pic of blivet & his dog? They take to the AIR! :)

Link for those who haven't seen it:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4526489

[Botany]

14. Yes I did

as New Orleans was drowning * was patting his "air dog" in San Diego.

If your church got hit by a tornado wouldn't you go and help fix it?

What the hell is bush doing?

[RevCheesehead]

15. Trying to learn his "comfort speech"

And finishing "My Pet Goat," apparently.

Of course I'd be there: it's called the ministry of "Presence."