Has Cheney, head of Office of National Preparedness, uttered a single word

[lebkuchen]

?????

Where the hell is he?

[elehhhhna]

1. going to the light?

[lebkuchen]

3. moth to flame?

You mean, we have to light up what's left of our Gulf oil derricks to get his attention?

[KittyWampus]

8. I think he'd die if exposed to the light. think vampire

[Cooley Hurd]

9. One can only hope...

[shraby]

2. He doesn't come out until dark....

and by then he can't see what's going on.

[Inland]

4. Sorting the dead for usable replacement organs, what else? nt

[indepat]

5. ooooh, how deliciously ghoulish

[Inland]

6. Thanks, I chose it over

"moving silently through camps of refugees and drinking their blood."

[lebkuchen]

11. Is that how Cheney got his nickname "Fang Carpenter?"

[dave29]

7. He saw his shadow and went back underground

indicated 3 more years of disaster

[SpiralHawk]

10. CHENEY'S urgent disaster MESSAGE: "I am not a potted plant."

Ooops, excuse me, I got confused with my Urgent Messages.

That was actually Att. Brendan Sullivan while defending narco-fascist, prentend "patriot" Oliver North before the Senate during the Iran-Contra "hearings."

So much institutional republican sleaze, you really can't blame your average hawk for getting bollixed from time to time.

[lebkuchen]

12. Mary Cheney: the Arms Dealer's Daughter

[lebkuchen]

13. Seriously, folks. Where's Cheney?