"... ten thousand, four-hunnert tarps....."

[kmla]

*kmla shakes head in disbelief*

Not only did he strum his guitar while NO flooded, he cannot grasp simple enunciation.

Lord help us.

[Drum]

1. and don't forget the clean drinking walter n/t

[CottonBear]

2. and the "located...no, dislocated citizens..."

God help us all.

[shaniqua6392]

3. And this is all for the dedicated citizens......

er...I mean, DISPLACED citizens. What a jackass. A whole four minute speech on hurry-cane Kerteeena.

[Maine-i-acs]

4. dupe - sorry

[Maine-i-acs]

5. dupe

busy servers

[Maine-i-acs]

6. dupe - sorry

busy servers!

[ewagner]

7. Couple of troubling remarks

first when he enumerated teh numbers of cots and whatever...he had been briefed on those numbers and his speechwriters thought they would sound "impressive"...it's logistics and that's all...that's not leadership...

second, he slipped in a mention of "private enterprise" as part of the solution....can you say privatization????

[theHandpuppet]

9. Heya, heya! Line up for those no-bid contracts!

A pint of the best Ben & Jerry's for the DUer who gives us first confirmation that Halliburton has gotten a big fat contract to rip off... er "rebuild"... NOLA and the Mississippi Delta refineries!

[ewagner]

14. Halliburton

is in the oil refinery building business isn't it?

I can see those contracts coming a mile away!!!! (all under no-bid homeland security no doubt)

[ima_sinnic]

12. oh yeah, they're definitely seeing dollar signs in this

King George and his merry round table have never missed a chance to make a profit from suffering and disaster.

[Maine-i-acs]

8. "eleb'm thousand cots" - divided by a million homeless -

Means about 15 minutes, 40 seconds per person every day.

Make your time count.

[gratuitous]

10. What? No jokes about oceanfront property in Tennessee?

Probably had the gags cut by some uptight bluenose. Oh well, George will have a chance to tell these rib-ticklers the next time he hosts a private audience for his base: The haves and the have-mores.

[Prefix]

11. trying to impress us

with the huge numbers he keeps rattling off. Anybody with half a brain knows it's not enough, and it's too late.

[Neecy]

13. don't forget...

He also gave us the one-eight-hunnert number for the Red Cross.

hunnert....he makes my head just pound.