Have we found Cheney yet, head of the Office of National Preparedness?

[lebkuchen]

Bush assigned him that position May 2001. So far, in terms of being prepared for either a terrorist disaster or a natural one, Cheney has not proven to be up to the task.

[apnu]

1. He was there on Tuesday morning, harvesting organs. (n/t)

[Libby2]

2. Who ?

He's probably been counting his money.

[JustSayNO 2 Sheeples]

3. Leave him be

He's fundraising in St. Louis. Christ, bad enough the Prez gave up his vacation.

[yorkiemommie1]

4. He and his wife are hiding out somewhere

giggling and counting their loot.

[mcctatas]

5. The Dark Lord Cheney is in a secure undisclosed location...

bathing in the blood of virgins and consulting with his master. Everything is falling into place and the zombie army is ready to march at his command.:evilgrin:

[thinkingwoman]

7. ROFLMFAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My GAWD that was funny! Thanks. I really needed that laugh.

[anitar1]

6. He is still preparing ,somewhere. n/t

[havocmom]

9. Yeah, September now

SURPRISE!

[Ms. Clio]

8. He has other priorities

As usual.

[Joyce78]

10. Office of National Preparedness?

Yes, preparing the Nation to invade Iran or Syria.

[lebkuchen]

11. I guess that's why we don't have an air craft carrier off shore

with food, water and medical supplies?

Bush and Cheney should be fired for their incompetence.

[mom cat]

12. He will only notice NOLA if he can throw Halliburton some contracts.

Bet they are rubbing their hands with glee over this pork barrel. Maybe they can do as good a job as they did in Baghdad

[applegrove]

13. Seymour Hersh said on JS (I think it was a repeat) that the word

in Iraq is that the insurgents will launch massive attacks this year and the U.S.A. will have to withdraw. Why the W.H. was so desperate for a constitution. Seymour said they should have negotiated with the insurgents a year ago - when the insurgents gave a shit.

Why the whole Bush team is lying low. They realize history will paint them as idiots.

Also said look for Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Iran to tighten the screws on the supply of Oil to shut Bush up once and for all. Seymour said the new Saudi Ruler hates the Bush policy on Palestinians. He has been angry at that for years.

Terrifying stuff. If only Rumsfield had gone after Saddam on the humanitarian thing and showed up with UN troops - easily over the 600,000 required for simple regime change. If only they hadn't been drinking jungle juice and ignored WMD conjurerification and focused on other ways of getting rid of Saddam (like the elections Saddam promised to call when Bush went to the UN). If only they had attacked just Afghanistan - done in bin Laden and with their massive troops in there said to Saddam "step down". If only Poppy had done what he should have the first time around.

If only, if only, if only.

So drunk on Oil & its riches that they destabilized the world. The dance of the drunken empire.

[lebkuchen]

18. The Bushies/Cheney would have lost a lot of money on humanitarian

missions. There isn't as much money in bread, leavened or otherwise, as there is in WMD Made in America.

Thanks for your post.

[Meeker Morgan]

14. I believe he is dead. n/t

[Usrename]

15. Need to drive a wooden stake through his hea...oops, forgot. n/t

[wli]

16. At a fundraiser IIRC n/t

[Mr_Spock]

17. Shhhh, don't wake him up from his August nap!!

:D