Where's Dick Cheney?

[theHandpuppet]

The country is facing its worst national disaster in a century, we are mired in wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, we're facing an energy crisis that may cripple the economy -- and the VP of this country is nowhere to be found.

I repeat, where is Dick Cheney?

Perhaps it is Cheney's absence from the scene which explains Bush's particularly rudderless performance throughout these latest crises, since most of us believe it is Cheney who has run this govt anyway.

I repeat, where is Dick Cheney?

[rfranklin]

1. This is of no concern to Cheney...

Until he can get some no-bid, bonus incentive, no oversight reconstruction contracts written for Halliburton.

[Wabbajack]

2. Um do we WANT him around?

How the hell is he gonna help?

And they way this administation is run leaves me with no doubt that chimp is the one in change.

[theHandpuppet]

9. This is not a matter of "wanting him around."

It's a matter of being honest, for once, with the American people. I despise Cheney with every fiber of my being, but he IS the VP and we have a right to know where he is.

[Free2BMe]

3. the name is familiar..can't remember the face. Thank the Creator.

[Big Kahuna]

4. Secret, undisclosed location

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. He's gone AWOL

just like his buddy George.

Can you say Dereliction of Duty?

[CottonBear]

6. He's been covering up the 20+ missing oil rigs story. n/t

[laylah]

7. Probably

talking with his people at Haliburton about their "no-bid" contracts to rebuild NO, Gulfport, etc. :mad:

Jenn

[snot]

8. 2 real possibilities:

1. another under-disclosed health problem

2. something worse (i.e., they recognize an opportunity to work on something else we wouldn't like, while we're all distracted by katrina).

[Vinca]

10. Fly fishing, perhaps?

Just because Shrub had to "cut his vacation short" doesn't mean Cheney has to.

[drduffy]

11. Mr. Slime and Death Cheney

is hidden away planning the next 9/11 and subsequent attack on Iran in colusion with Blair and Sharon. That is what I bet he's doin'. In the darkness the rats frolick.

[Tesla]

12. Thw WH is sending 41 and Clinton to LA.

Chimp can't get his feet wet.

[Boomer]

13. If Cheney is out of commission...

...due to undisclosed ill health, that would explain why Bush and the WH have been so paralyzed.

Cheney runs things. He may be a bastard, but he is more competent than *, so his disappearance is ominous.