What Bold New Initiative Will Bush Announce As a Response to Katrina?

[Plaid Adder]

Poll question: What Bold New Initiative Will Bush Announce As a Response to Katrina?

How is our glorious leader going to show us all that he's strong, resolute, and on top of the game? What new Bush policy initative can we look forward to as a result of this disaster?

[Beetwasher]

1. Bush Will Declare War on POSEIDON!!!

Invasion of Atlantis to soon follow.

[Plaid Adder]

2. Oh my God, I've got to put that in there. n/t

[Beetwasher]

6. He'll Call Him "Piss-eiden" and we'll be invading "Atlant-Ass"

You know how it goes.

[Plaid Adder]

11. He couldn't get as close as piss-eiden

It'd have to be "pissy donna" or something.

Sigh,

The Plaid Adder

[demnan]

3. Great poll!

n/t

[ck4829]

4. "America will be transformed from a Republic to an Empire"

That's what he'd want to do anyway.

[sam sarrha]

5. * isnt flipflopping on Iraq.. he is puddle jumping, trying to distort

the reflection of the truth in each of them

[ck4829]

7. Operation Oceans In Liberation

Operation OIL

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. NEW, Improved tax cuts for the Uber-Rich...

...because if we've learned one thing from Bush's tax cuts so far, it's that the wealthy TAKE that money and invest it back into the economy by creating new JOBS, and some of those flooded-out people could probably use a job right now.

PLUS: FREE GEE-tar lessons for anyone whose home was destroyed.

[EST]

12. Thanks for the picture.

Looks like incompetent son is trying to make an open G chord a little high on the neck. Guaranteed he didn't actually play and that the rascal overseeing the operation is a lot more worried about the guitar than about the chimp.

[leesa]

9. Offshore drilling along the west coast, more refineries and

more nuclear power plants. Kaaaaaaaching! for his buddies.

[Plaid Adder]

13. Liza said this morning, "This is going to get them into Alaska."

I believe it. These assholes. "Is your policy catastrophic? The solution is to do EVEN MORE of what you were already doing!"

ARgh,

The Plaid Adder

[EST]

10. The benign(?) neglect will be allowed to continue until

the lawlessness reaches a level that allows the incompetent tinpots to declare martial law, completing the transformation of America to a fascist dictatorship.

[Neshanic]

14. Bets on him mentioning 9-11.

[Plaid Adder]

15. He's undoubtedly already done it, though I haven't seen a quote

Five quatloos for the first person to post a link to Dubya's first attempt to link Katrina and 9/11!

The Plaid Adder

[jmowreader]

16. Nuke Iran

He'll announce that a secret government agency has learned that the Iranians hacked into a weather satellite and used it to cause the hurricane, so we have to retaliate for their wanton use of Weapons of Mass Destruction by dropping all of our nuclear bombs on Iran.

It will be billed as "arms reduction." Says Bush, "you goddam hippie liberal traitors always wanted us to get rid of our nuclear arsenal. I fucking got rid of it for you. I don't know why you're pissed off."

[Plaid Adder]

17. Well, it would be one way to blame this on terrorism.

I do wonder what will happen if he can't figure out how to do that. It could be a first for him.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder