Why can't God make up his damn mind?

[_TJ_]

First he kills evil Muslims with a tsunami. Now he kills good
American Christians with a hurricane? Doesn't that jerk know what
side he is on already? :sarcasm:

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

1. She's pissed at the "male-god worshippers"

They'll all be "mass baptised"


mihihhihihihihihihihihihi


:sarcasm:

[RobertSeattle]

2. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pissed because of low carb diets

Less Pasta, Less Pastatarians.

[_TJ_]

6. How Dare you say that you HEATHEN

Every good Christian knows The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't
even exist!!

[Systematic Chaos]

3. I think it's written somewhere in the

"Official Macho Cowboy from Maine Code of Conduct"

Ah, here it is. Section 23, subsection 8, paragraph 2:

"And the good Rove said, 'Hearken unto me and hear me well, O Great Lower Primate of Corporate Fascist Worship. Know ye that the United States shall stand proud and mighty even as its stature among the peoples of the Earth shall diminish into nothingness. From them Damn Furriners, shall ye not accept aide or recompense, such that the Great Little Tin Jay-zus shall have his daily blood sacrifice, and so shall the rich become richer upon the backs of the downtrodden'".

Is that the passage you were looking for?

[kahleefornia]

4. I know - and he's making it tough for

evangelicals to explain all this.

Uh...God is all powerful, but the hurricane happened for a good reason...

or, God is not all powerful, so Satan did it.

or, we didn't pray hard enough

or, we did pray hard enough, God just doesn't care.

None of these are particularly inspiring me to start going to church.

[Modem Butterfly]

5. God is an atheist

:evilgrin:

[_TJ_]

7. Looks like God is a Muslim!

It seemed like he was one of us when he was killing Muslims with
his divine tsunami - but now we know better. He's clearly chosen
to side with the enemy!

If you're not with us you're agin us! When can we send the tanks
and bombers into heaven? We'll have that evil-doer a hidin'in
a spider-hole and a feared for his life yet!

[kahleefornia]

8. regime change in heaven

why not go all the way to the top?