Shrub Plays The Gee-tar

[bustarbusto]

while New Orleans drowns:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050830/480/capm10208301856

[Tommy_J]

1. Vote it up

[mikeytherat]

2. Actually, he just tries an open G chord (and fails -- wrong frets).

At least Nero could actually play the damn violin...

mikey_the_rat

[peekaloo]

3. dumb bastid probably thought he was playing a G-string

and couldn't find the G-spot

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[Dees]

6. He's using a Repuggy capo...one that's invisible

and doesn't work.

[mikeytherat]

9. Repug Capo! Love it!

Did a gig many years ago, one guitarist had forgotten his capo. We got our monitor tech to be a "human capo" for the song ("it's like the biggest barre chord ever, and you need to hold it for the whole song").

mikey_the_rat

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Now I Have To Burn My Guitars

I don't want to have that in common with this silverspoon moron.
The Professor

[gratuitous]

5. Oh don't do that!

The world needs music and musicians very badly. You wouldn't give up breathing just because Stupidhead breathes.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. I bet I could fake not breathing until he turns blue...........

It would be worth it.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Actually, I Won't

In reality, Silverspoon doesn't play the guitar. He plays WITH the guitar. There's a pretty big difference, no?
The Professor

[mikeytherat]

10. "I don't want to have that in common with this silverspoon moron."

Check Der Shrub's finger positioning. If you can pick up a guitar and strum one chord (ANY chord, even a barre chord) you have nothing to fear.

mikey_the_rat

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Then I Have Nothing To Fear

I know chords in 4 different tunings. So, i guess i don't have to burn them now.
The Professor

[mikeytherat]

12. You think Silverspoon knows the difference between phrygian mode

and refrigerator mold?

Should we ask him? Can I please, please, please?

mikey_the_rat
(just a bassist, but can play more geetar than Commander Bunnypants)

[ProfessorGAC]

13. He Wouldn't Know What To Call Either Of Him

I doubt he's ever actually looked inside a refrigerator beyond the beer on the door.
The Professor