The Weather Channel has the solution to all the problems

[SoCalDem]

Y'all pay attention now:puke:

[SmokingJacket]

1. "Watch For Poisonous Wild Things."

:rofl: :cry:

[mark11727]

5. "Wild Thing.... you make my heart sing..."

:)

[elehhhhna]

6. The Bush twins are visiting?

[BlueEyedSon]

9. WHAT THE F*&K?!?!??!??!?!?!?

[ronnykmarshall]

30. The dumbing down of Amerikkka goes one!

[ewagner]

2. They are trying

to be non-political....they can't even mention the disasters going on now without becoming partisan.

[etherealtruth]

3. Actually it's better than the governments advice ...

... which is pretty much "y'all are on your own."

[Fenris]

4. "Have A Positive Attitude."

Reminds me of the end of "Life of Brian" when all the crucified sing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."

[yankeeinlouisiana]

12. My family and I were

singing that song as we were leaving NO.

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

22. Thank goodness it worked..powerful singing

:) did your place suffer much damage? hope not:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

7. But what do I do with this plastic sheeting and duct tape?!

:shrug:

[SoCalDem]

10. Wrap yourself in it and hope you eventually float

to a more caring environment:cry:

[stellanoir]

8. "watch for poisonous wild things"

I think I've just found the solution to my love life.

[uppityperson]

11. Tell me this is photoshopped and not real.

[SoCalDem]

13. I took a photo of my TV screen while it was up

but did not alter it one bit :)

[IChing]

14. Watch For Poisonous Wild Things. like this post LOL

good catch,

It made me laugh thanks

[orion9941]

15. OMFG!!

Ya know at one point this nation had plans to handle massive events like this during the cold war. Why aren't we dusting off those books and dealing with the situation properly?!

[SoCalDem]

23. We had some adults running things during the Berlin airlift

we have looters & profiteers in the government these days

[gauguin57]

16. Now, remember, all you poor, starving people. POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

Good grief.

[Shadoobie]

17. My question to SoCalDem is...

Why are you still using MS Internet Explorer and not Firefox or Opera?
;-)

Greg

[SoCalDem]

21. I don't know how to change stuff

I am a semi-luddite:)

[meow mix]

24. heh ya.. must be a socal thing

stuff like that is waaaaaaay to complicated for us and its better/safer to just leave things alone =)

[SoCalDem]

oopsie dupe-sie

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[SoCalDem]

28. Any time I try something, and the box pops up and says

"are you sure? or something like that, I hit "cancel".. I am afraid of messing things up and not knowing how to undo it :)

[lpbk2713]

18. Don't expect to return home soon.

Oh, like six months or so. And don't expect to see what you remembered as your "home".

[RPM]

19. doesn't answer my questions...

1. how am i supposed to hydrate myself, seeing as i havent had water in 3 days.
2. how am i to pay my bills for the next 6 months.
3. where can i find a nice hotel or family to let me stay there 6 months while i have no money
4. I have been told to leave the city, how?
5. Where can i get food?

these and so many more go unanswered....

[Libby2]

20. uh-huh

and the people with no power, no tvs are sure to see this and heed it.

People are nuts.

[crispini]

25. Watch for Poisonous Wild Things ?!

Oh, thank you for posting that, I'm laughing so hard over here and I haven't laughed all day.

[gauguin57]

26. I guess that refers to Bush, who is going to the Gulf States to join

his fellow REPTILES ... the poisonous wild things

[mitchum]

31. Damn Weather Channel...it's "venomous" not "poisonous"

poison is ingested
venom is injected
Has no one there ever gone to nature camp? :)

[TrogL]

27. and you're supposed to see this how?

Isn't the power out?

Isn't the cable out?

Wouldn't the TV transmission towers be down?

[radar]

29. Are these tips for viewers without electric power?

'Cause I imagine that would be quite a trick for them to see the helpful advice.

[SoCalDem]

32. I guess the people with TV are supposed to relay the message

when they deliver all that water and food that's flowing in:sarcasm: