Is Dick Cheney Alive?

[ramapo]

Has anybody seen or heard anything from him this week? Has his office even issued a statement?

Have I just missed him on TV explaining how he's involved in this disaster (no pun intended)?

Doesn't the media find it odd that he's not around?

Is it just me?

[OhioChick]

1. He's always

at his "secret, undisclosed location."

[Old and In the Way]

2. There's an APB out for him.

He's working with Halliburton to see how they can maximize his options in light of this crisis.

[elehhhhna]

3. breaking news -- GATES Of HELL FLOODED: Cheney trapped.

[theHandpuppet]

4. Was he ever?

Of course no one in the MSM will ask: WHERE THE HELL IS DICK CHENEY?

[Freddie Stubbs]

5. He is scheduled for a fundraiser later this month in MO

Cheney to hold St. Louis fundraiser for Talent

SAM HANANEL

Associated Press


WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney will host a major fundraiser for Sen. Jim Talent in September, as the Missouri Republican gears up for a challenge from Democratic State Auditor Claire McCaskill.

Talent spokesman Rich Chrismer confirmed Wednesday that Cheney would host the event in St. Louis on Sept. 19, less than three weeks after McCaskill launched her bid to unseat the first term senator.

Chrismer declined to state how much the event would raise. Talent already holds a sizable advantage over McCaskill with about $3.4 million in his war chest. That includes more than $1 million from a June event that President Bush attended in St. Louis.

"We expect the event with the vice president to be very successful," Chrismer said.

more: http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/politics/12526088.htm

[hunter]

6. He's indisposed, but Bill Clinton and Daddy will cover.

This is strange.

[zulchzulu]

7. He left the country with Scooter for fear of being hanged for treason

One can hope...

[NNadir]

8. Who cares about Cheney. Where's Fats Domino?

Cheney is a worthless fuck with no redeeming value.

Fats is/was a treasure.

[Booster]

13. Yeah, where is Fats? I love dat man. I think Cheney died and

nobody wants to tell us because they know we can't take any more heartbreak.

[Spazito]

9. He was due to arrive in Alberta, Canada, I believe, to visit the

OIL SANDS! I don't know if this was cancelled but I suspect not. His priority is consistent as well as despicable.

Cheney joins the oil sands pilgrimage
(article from August 17th, 2005)

http://www.globeinvestor.com/servlet/ArticleNews/story/GAM/20050817/RCHENEY17

[WiseButAngrySara]

10. What was the fist line of defense in Iraq? The Oil Ministry...Not the

Iraqis people, whose 'freedom' we care so much about! NOLA is Cheney's second Iraq, which he had planned on long before 9/11 gave him an excuse to do so. 25% of US oil is in NO. Decline aid for correction of their levee system and outdated pumps, wait for a hurricane (or make one happen by seeding the clouds), deny people aid, wait for them to revolt, call in military service, and Voila! Our own citizens, hardworking taxpayers (unlike B*'s ilk) are now in a state under seige.

Cheney's sitting back and gloating about this. He is evil, and cares NOTHING for people.

[maveric]

11. He's Dr. Evil in his bunker with dozens of video screens showing

all the chaos he and his pals have either caused or chose to ignore.

[Saphire]

12. He's busy running the "shadow government"

[MsTryska]

14. who cares? the better question is

will the people trapped in their houses survive?

[Kadie]

15. He is getting ready to go to a fundraiser and to Canada

Cheney to host Talent fundraiser

Published Thursday, September 1, 2005
WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney will host a major fundraiser for Sen. Jim Talent in September as the Missouri Republican gears up for a challenge from Democratic state Auditor Claire McCaskill.

Talent spokesman Rich Chrismer confirmed yesterday that Cheney would host the event in St. Louis on Sept. 19.

more...
http://www.columbiatribune.com/2005/Sep/20050901News017.asp





Vice-presidential visit confirmed


By RENATO GANDIA
Today staff
Wednesday August 31, 2005

Fort McMurray Today — The White House confirmed Tuesday afternoon that American Vice-President Dick Cheney is coming to visit Fort McMurray’s oilsands on Sept. 9.

“The vice-president’s visit to Fort McMurray’s oilsands facilities will be a component of the trip, which will provide the opportunity to discuss energy security and available resources,” White House spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride, told Today Tuesday.

A day before coming to the Fort McMurray region, Cheney will meet with Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan in Calgary.

more...
http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/story.php?id=181725

[mopinko]

16. the rumor that he would run in '08

was, i thought, like in the old soviet days, a signal that he was either dead or dying.