Can we take * back to Walmart and ask for a refund?

[WildClarySage]

He's obviously defective, and I want my money back.

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. No, because we didn't get a receipt

DEMAND PAPER BALLOTS!

[WildClarySage]

3. But surely they'll do an exchange without a receipt?

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. Does he have a smiley face sticker?

You have to be able to prove that you bought it at Wal-Mart to get your money back!

[Fleshdancer]

2. don't be silly....

we don't need a refund. I'm ok with cutting my losses at this point.

[ck4829]

4. They aren't taking him back, Bush is cursed.

[Lisa]

6. yeah, damaged goods for sure

He should have been in the discards bin even before the campaign!

[TahitiNut]

7. They'd only exchange him for Jeb.

:puke:

[KamaAina]

8. Sorry, no returns on defective merchandise

Comapny policy.

[ima_sinnic]

9. speaking of Wal Mart:

where are Bush's tax-break beneficiaries with the airlifts of water and food?

WalMart is full of jiveass shit about what a good "corporate citizen" it is, especially when it comes into town looking for another piece of acreage to rape for a super-store and cheap labor to exploit with subpar wages and no benefits.

The Walton family by itself could save untold thousands of lives with just a few measly million dollars out of their PIGGYbank of billions, sponsoring airdrops. But I guess the Waltons, like all of Bush's high-livin' greed-head partners and friends, have "other priorities."

[rateyes]

10. I found somebody who will haul him off...

if you paid THEM $1.25.