George Bush is looking for the real leaker.

[Brian Sweat]

[WhosNext]

LOL

EOM

[StopTheMorans]

1. don't blame me

I like to pleasure myself with my golf clubs!

[Brotherjohn]

2. He's waiting for O.J. to tee up.

That golf course can get crowded when there's so many "leakers" and killers to hunt for!

[TNOE]

3. Where's his crotch sock????

looks kind of empty down there (as well as up there).

[Don_G]

4. He Shouldn't Have To Look Far

There's one behind every "Bush."

[On the Road]

5. Boy, He Takes the Goofiest Pictures!

That is one category he excels in.

[Devils Advocate NZ]

6. If the glove fits, you must convict!

"Does anyone know where I left my golf cart?"

"Don't ask me, I'm not the President! What? Oh right... Where was I?"

"I can't find my balls!"

"Rumsfeld said I should only use one club, but ever since that fiasco in Iraq, I prefer the Powell Doctrine!"

"I'm the President of the US of A, and I have to carry my own clubs?"

"No, I don't know where the WMD are either! But I can tell you one thing - I've found plenty of bunkers!"

Bush: "Is it just me, or is it raining?"
SS Agent: "No Mr President, that was a Byrd."

Bush: "Five! Ooooh that had to hurt!"
SS Agent: "It's "Fore" Mr President..."
Bush: "What? We cut that too? Who'd have guessed?"

"Arnie said if I got wood, I could driver and putt it right in the hole. How was I supposed to know he wasn't talking about golf?"

"What's the score? I don't know, ask Diebold. They're doing the counting. All I know is that I always win..."

Reporter: "The economy's in the toilet, US soldiers are dying every day in Iraq, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are still on the loose, and you have frittered away all of the support the US gained after Sept 11. What do you have to say Mr President?"
Bush: "Who cares! Now watch my drive!"