Where is VP Cheney* when the Boy King needs him?

[mediaman007]

If we think that Bush's* five week vacation was long, how about Cheney. He's been on vacation since the innauguration.

[DLnyc]

1. Cheney Missing?

Search Cheney in Google News:

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=cheney&btnG=Search+News

Doesn't seem to be any reference to actual statement or sighting of Dick lately. Anybody know of any evidence that he is actually ambulatory?

[Inland]

2. I googled Cheney in Google News for the last actual sighting.

Nothing for 48 hours that I could find.

[theHandpuppet]

3. And no one in the MSM has the balls to ask

We're in the middle of one of the worst crises this nation has ever seen and this nation's VP is nowhere to be found.

[DLnyc]

4. Perhaps he's hiding out,

hoping to say it's all bushit's fault and take over after the chimp's impeachment.

Or perhaps he had a stroke when he saw bushit's mind warpingly incomeptent fucking up of every single detail of everything he comes close to and is babbling inchoherently in his bunker.

Seriously, I think he may be ill or dead. No real evidence, just a hunch.

[LeftyMom]

5. sick and maybe dying, according to yesterday's rumor

Obviously I have no more idea than anybody else here, but that's what I read here yesterday. :shrug: