How Come The Chimp Isn't Telling The Gangs To "Bring It On."

[Tace]

I don't get it. Where's the big shot chickenshit?

[NYC]

1. In a way, he is.

Actions speak louder than words.

[Cleita]

2. Probably went to bed at 8 tonight. It's been a tough week

Running away from Cindy, doing all that traveling on AF1 with Laura and the dog in close quarters. Couldn't sneak a couple that easily. It's hard work.

[charlie]

3. Probably because the last time he opened his yap

they brought it on. They're still bringing it on. Shame on you, won't get fooled again.

[pitohui]

4. because the gangs will win

they beat his dad, they'll beat him

and he knows it

-survivor of gang violence 1991

[bullwinkle428]

5. He's got an exclusive with Matt Lauer on tomorrow morning's

"Today", where he plans on rolling out the "Bring it on!" speech...

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. He's on the 'Today' show tomorrow?

:puke:

[leftofthedial]

6. his penis is in Iraq being shriveled by the cold wind of the insurgency

so he doesn't have anything to swing here.

[knitter4democracy]

8. He will. Just wait.

He said on ABC tonight that there should be zero tolerance for looting, even if it's for necessities. Breaking the law was never okay was what he said or something like it. Hell, like that man's never broken the law in his life?