Fell asleep at my desk, had this strange dream

[monkeyboy]

The Presidential election results were in, and Clark won. As he was giving his acceptance speech, he began to exhibit these strange little mannerisms, like hunching his shoulders when he laughed. Suddenly, he pulled a mask off of his face and it was George Bush, screaming "Rubes! Rubes! Suckaaaaaahhhhhs!" Then I woke up screaming. Hope my boss didn't hear me...

[StephNW4Clark]

1. Of course

why didn't we see that?

AWOL vs. 4-star general

so easily mistaken for each other.

[monkeyboy]

3. Praises Repukes, won't register as a Dem

Hmmmm, perhaps the fact that he served and Bush didn't isn't all there is to this, ya think?

[StephNW4Clark]

5. Won't Register as a Dem?

Is this the best you can do? Really?

He's registering as a Dem tomorrow. And just so you know, approximately 4% of all AK residents are registered with either party because they have open primaries.

For which he voted Democrat. So let's see...campaigned for NH Dems, and GA Max Cleland. Donated to Erskine Bowles' campaign. Voted Clinton & Gore. Non-partisan for 34-odd years.

And as for praising Republicans, you might as well throw out every single Democrat senator that confirmed those same Republicans. Because those Democrat senators did so in record time and had nothing bad to say about them either. Why? Maybe because they hadn't done anything yet?

http://www.cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/stories/01/11/rumsfeld.hearing/
http://www.cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/stories/01/17/confirmation.hearings/

[monkeyboy]

6. Yes, it's the best I can do. Really.

I mean, I try and I try and I try, but I just can't get a flame war going...sniff sniff... All I seem to be able to attract are people like you...sniff...

[kentuck]

2. Tomorrow, the Mods might decide this is "inflammatory"?

:) ??

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. It was only a dream, kentuck.

Just a weird dream.