Where the hell is cheney???????

[Bonhomme Richard]

And why isn't the media even asking the question? It's as if he never existed.
Maybe he's organizing the martial law plans.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. There are rumors out there...

That he is presently a very sick person. Hearken back to the Huffington Post articles about him going to the hospital in Vail CO.

[iconoclastic cat]

2. Perhaps his crypt flooded, and he can't cross running water.

[colbushwhacker_2000]

3. Gettin a BJ from Condi

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. Wyoming - fishing

But who knows? I can't find any actual pictures.

Future plans:
Sept 8 - meets with oil guys in Alberta
Sept 19 - GOP fund raiser in MO.

Apparently, it actually is possible to be more out of touch that Jr.

[Dhalgren]

5. He's under Cheyenne Mountain, overhauling

the hurricane machine for the next big strike. (Sarcasm...I think...)

[BlueEyedSon]

6. If DC dies, does that mean Bush will become president?

:scared:

[txindy]

10. That's probably why Junior has that deer-in-the-headlights look

Behind his soulless, snake eyes, that is.

[Thtwudbeme]

7. Oh, he's just fucking dandy...out flyfishing...looking at the gorgeous

scenery of the American West and dreaming of oil rigs.

Bush and Rove look to perky for anything bad to have happened to that sonofabitch.

As far as addressing the public, or looking even remotely concerned...get real.

Halliburton is going to make a fucking fortune off of this disaster, and that's it. Nothing else matters to that cold hearted snake.

Stephanie

[crispini]

8. I think he's stroked out somewhere.

Which explains why this all sucks so bad.

[Thtwudbeme]

9. If he stroked out, it's only because he got so excited thinking of profits

for Halliburton (rebuilding, oil...yada yada yada)

He's just a jerk

[Bonhomme Richard]

11. What's weird is it's like the media knows and........

that's why they are not answering the question.
I think he must be incapacitated and that is why shrub is more particularly more disconnected.

[NRaleighLiberal]

12. Sun is up, he can't come out till dark

[nonconformist]

13. In Wyoming on vacation still.

You can't even make this shit up.

[matt819]

14. Wow, I'm touched by your concern

Don't worry, The head dick is fine, safe in his secure, undisclosed location. Whew! At least that's one thing we don't have to worry about. Thank goodness.

[wli]

15. He's ready to launch the bird flu warheads & declare martial law. n/t

[theHandpuppet]

16. Do you think if we ask this question enough times...

... someone in the media might begin asking it, too?

WHERE THE HELL IS THE VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?

[crispini]

17. I just emailed Keith.

He announced that Condi went to "Spamalot" -- maybe he'll have a shot at Cheney too.