How about a telethon to raise money to buy a new president?

[SoCalDem]

The one we have now is malfunctioning terribly, and was our second choice when we bought him the first time..

His "voice card" mangles the pre-programmed sayings, and a strange burning smell sometimes emanates from the ear section.

There are also strange twitching motions instead of the "smooth walking action" we were promised.

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

1. Not to mention that funny wire

that hangs down from under his sport coat.

[hobbit709]

2. Our president is a lemon

and I want my money back-to paraphrase Meatloaf

[greekspeak]

3. The folks that paid for him got ripped off

Especially those who fixed Florida in his favor. That must have cost a lot of money. Take him back to the Whal-Marks & get a refund.

[PurgedVoter]

4. I know I got this one as a 'gift' but is it too late to exchange it?

[TNOE]

5. Agreed

just as soon after the Telethons for Katrina - people would pour in millions more.