Kid Bush

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Let's go back in time 6 years.

Bush is in Elementary School, after being held back 37 times in the previous grade he was in.

Kid Bush: "Man, I've got an F on my test... AGAIN! My parents are going to withhold my allowance for 5 minutes."

New kid walks in

Kid Bush: "Who are you? I feel 'threatened' by you, I better take your lunch money to stay safe."

Kid Rove: "Be quiet!"

Kid Bush: "Yes sir!"

Kid Rove: "Now, I've got a plan to help you, and make me cool."

Kid Bush: "What are you going to do?"

Kid Rove: "You'll see, and all you will have to do is look pretty for photo ops. Heheheh."

Kid Bush: "SWEET! No thinking required."

A week later...

The teacher who gave Bush the F is facing a scandal. Let's just say it involves 14 goats and a sponge.

And the Freepers, eh, I mean Kindergartners attack anyone who accuses Bush of doing ANYTHING wrong.

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