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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 12:37 PM
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Breaking: Bush rolls up sleeves, looks at pretty map, tries not to twitch.
The President assures an anxious public that Trent Lott's house WILL be rebuilt.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 12:39 PM
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1. And the whole time secretly daydreams about...
...when he can start ringing the little bell on his bicycle, again.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 12:47 PM
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2. Update: Biloxi man, happy to tell Bush he lost his home and he is fine.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 12:54 PM
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4. Bush replies..."That's why y'all should do like I do and...
...own more than one home. That way, even if'n y'all lose one, you still got others to go to. Heheheheheh..."
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OrlandoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 12:48 PM
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3. His left hand has an involuntary twitch. It's obvious now.
Scary.
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