A rural Texas bar - The Moonlight Cafe

[Ambassador]

I was born and raised in San Antonio. I know Texas and its great people well. I am looking at W on CNN in Miss. and his body language and the way he talks reminds me of drunks in rural South East Texas bars. My Mom and I look at him and say how much he reminds us of her dead uncle by marriage who owned a bar called the Moonlight Cafe which was outside of San Antonio.

My mom said, "Would you let the Moonlight drunks live in the White House. Well one does. Lyndon (Johnson) never acted like this.

[Ripley]

1. Not only the body language.

The slurred words. The mispronunciations. Inappropriate smiles. Inappropriate emphasis on the wrong syllables. Reads notes. Jaw twitches. Smirks.

[AValdoux]

2. That Moonlight Cafe drunk...

... is Yale educated. He said "chopper drivers" today. He is not some uneducated texas good ol boy. He is a Yale educated prep school pussy. I live in Texas also and this man is a disgrace. Did he have to take lessons to act like one of us?


AValdoux

[phusion]

3. Chopper drivers?

and FAAR FAITURS?

:rofl:

[AValdoux]

5. Yes me & my husband heard it.

He also talked about going on a "chopper ride"


AValdoux

[Ambassador]

4. He's not a native Texan

> "Did he have to take lessons to act like one of us?"

He is not a native Texan. He does not act like one of us. He acts like Hollywood projects we act like. If you are not a native you will never be a real Texan. Just ask Molly.

[Ripley]

6. If so, he took them from Keanu Reeves.

And how he portrayed a Southern Man in "Devil's Advocate." Poorly.

He didn't really say "chopper drivers" did he? Did the people around him laugh out loud? Why would anyone want to prop up that fake piece of spoiled silver-spooned fratboy baby pissy pants?