Tweety will be orgasmic tonight - bet on it.

[Neecy]

He'll talk about the sleeves rolled-up, purposeful pResident striding through devastated areas, comforting the victims, making heads roll to get relief supplies into New Orleans, blah blah slobber slobber.

If you can't see his hands, it will be because they're under his desk, if you catch my drift.

We might see him in a frenzy unmatched since the sock puppet incident. The dead in New Orleans, of course, will be ignored since everyone is a prop to this president and his minions.

[Raster]

1. He REALLY creeps me out when he starts talking about how "manly" * is.

Dude, you need to get out more.

[speedoo]

2. He's probably already chafed, if you get my drift.

He's a moron and I refuse to watch his show anymore.